hi there, how you doing?

get back in yr cage!

I shouldnt get minors drunk but im a good owner!

You were taken on a trip! You have got drunk at bar.

I managed to buy you! Dont be lonely, your now with jodi and ipek in a cosy cage, what type of animal are you? x

I would buy u stu, but i have noooo money left after buyin the girls bk from theiving matt! You could always give yrself for free to me, ill look after you!