This is should probably be taped to your bathroom mirror where one could read it everyday. You may not realize it, but it's 100% true.

1. There are at least two people in this world that you would die for.
2. At least 15 people in this world love you in some way.
3. The only reason anyone would ever hate you is because they want to be just like you.
4. A smile from you can bring happiness to anyone, even if they don't like you.
5. Every night, SOMEONE thinks about you before they go to sleep.
6. You mean the world to someone.
7. You are special and unique.
8. Someone that you don't even know exists loves you.
9. When you make the biggest mistake ever, something good comes from it.
10. When you think the world has turned its back on you take another look.
11. Always remember the compliments you received. Forget about the rude remarks.

So..........If you are a loving friend, send this to everyone, including the one that sent it to you. If you get it back, then they really do love you.

And always remember....when life hands you Lemons, ask for tequila and salt, and call me over!

Good friends are like stars.......You don't always see them, but you know they are always there.

'Whenever God Closes One Door He Always Opens Another, Even Though Sometimes It's Hell in the Hallway'

I would rather have one rose and a kind word from a friend while I'm here than a whole truck load when I'm gone.
Unknown ":::Katty:::" Content - 16 years, 8 months, 19 days ago

hmmm... this is actually funny: just changing the top i am wearing would cause me to change my shoes and hair elastic as well... :D
Unknown ":::Katty:::" Content - 16 years, 8 months, 22 days ago

MENTAL HOSPITAL PHONE MENU

Hello and thank you for calling The State Mental Hospital.

Please select from the following options menu:

If you are obsessive-compulsive, press 1 repeatedly.

If you are co-dependent, please ask someone to press 2 for you.

If you have multiple personalities, press 3, 4, 5 and 6.

If you are paranoid, we know who you are and what you want, stay on the line so we can trace your call.

If you are delusional, press 7 and your call will be forwarded to the Mother Ship.

If you are schizophrenic, listen carefully and a little voice will tell you which number to press.

If you are manic-depressive, it doesn't matter which number you press, nothing will make you happy anyway.

If you are dyslexic, press 9696969696969696.

If you are bipolar, please leave a message after the beep or before the beep or after the beep. Please wait for the beep.

If you have short-term memory loss, press 9. If you have short-term memory loss, press 9. If you have short-term memory loss, press 9.

If you have low self-esteem, please hang up our operators are too busy to talk with you.

If you are menopausal, put the gun down, hang up, turn on the fan, lie down and cry. You won't be crazy forever.

If you are blonde, don't press any buttons, you'll just mess it up.
Unknown ":::Katty:::" Content - 16 years, 8 months, 23 days ago

for the girls:
Find a guy who calls you beautiful instead of hot;
who calls you back when you hang up on him;
will stay awake just to watch you sleep.
Wait for the guy who kisses your forehead;
who wants to show you off when you in your sweats;
who holds your hand in front of his friends.
Wait for the one who constantly reminds you of how much he cares about you and how lucky he is to have you.
Wait for the guy who turns to his friends and says: "That's her.".
Wait for him because you deserve nothing less.
Unknown ":::Katty:::" Content - 16 years, 8 months, 23 days ago