this guy break's into this house as he's looking around he her's this voice saying jesus is watching you as he look's around he see's that it's coming from a bird cage he walk's over and see's a parrot the parrot look's at him and say's jesus is watching you so he look's at the parrot and say's what is your name the parrot say's mosses he say's who would name the parrot mosses the bird say's the same people that call's their rotwiler jesus
Unknown "Sexy Wesy" - 17 years, 17 days ago

this chick has a party all is going well till this drunk dude comes up and ask's do you have green toilet paper?? the chick say's no!!!! the drunk guy say's I guess I just wiped my ass on your parrot!!!
Unknown "Sexy Wesy" - 17 years, 17 days ago

how to confuse a newfie put him in a room full of shovals and tell him to take his pick
Unknown "Sexy Wesy" - 17 years, 17 days ago

this chick go's into a bar sit's down and order's two whiskey's so the bartender get's the drinks she takes the first one tip's it up down it go's then the second one she dump's it on her crotch as the bartender see's this she order's up two more so he bring's them down she does the samething so the bartender say's to himself the next time I
m going to ask her WTF is she doing so she orders two more the bartender bring's them down she drenks one dumps the other on her crotch he ask's why she say's I just won the lotto and this is the only cunt I'm sharing it with
Unknown "Sexy Wesy" - 17 years, 18 days ago

how to confuse a newfie put him in a round room and tell him to sit in the corner
Unknown "Sexy Wesy" - 17 years, 18 days ago