HumanPets.com Free Online Hangout
Email:

Password:

Forgot your password?
Unknown | HumanPets.com - Free online hangout and friends
We don't have information about this Facebook user.
They need to sign up at HumanPets.com.
Unknown
Unknown owns this human at 50 points.
Price:

Cheeky

Unknown
"Turkish Delight"



Name:
Unknown
Last login: over 3 weeks ago
Location:

About me:
About you:
Looking for:
Orientation:

Unknown
Unknown
"The Sultan"
50 pts

Unknown
Unknown
"Smiler"
50 pts

Unknown
Unknown
"Tone"
50 pts
Unknown's tales
Unknown
* JOKE OF THE DAY *

At 85 years of age, Roger married Jenny, a lovely 25 year old.
Since her new husband is so old, Jenny decides that after their wedding she and Roger should have separate bedrooms, because she is concerned that her new but aged husband may overexert himself if they spend the entire night together.

After the wedding festivities Jenny prepares herself for bed and the expected knock' on the door. Sure enough the knock comes, the door opens and there is Roger, her 85 year old groom, ready for action. They unite as one. All goes well, Roger takes leave of his bride, and she prepares to go to sleep.

After a few minutes, Jenny hears another knock on her bedroom door, and it's Roger, Again he is ready for more 'action'.

Somewhat surprised, Jenny consents for more coupling. When the newly weds are done, Roger kisses his bride, bids her a fond good night and leaves.

She is set to go to sleep again, but, aha you guessed it - Roger is back again, rapping on the door, and is as fresh as a 25 year old, ready for more 'action'. And, once more they enjoy each other.

But as Roger gets set to leave again, his young bride says to him, 'I Am thoroughly impressed that at your age you can perform so well and so often. I have been with guys less than a third of your age who were only good once. You are truly a great lover, Roger.'

Roger, somewhat embarrassed, turns to Jenny and says: 'You mean I was here already?'

The moral of the story:

Don't be afraid of getting old, Alzheimer's has its advantages.




Unknown "Turkish Delight" Cheeky - 16 years, 9 months, 3 days ago
Unknown
* BAD JOKE OF THE DAY *

A local policeman had just finished his shift one cold winters evening and was at home with his wife.

"You just won't believe what happened this evening , in all my years on the force I've never seen anything like it."

"Oh yes dear, what happened ?"

"I came across two guys down by the canal, one of them was drinking battery acid and the other was eating fireworks."

"Drinking battery acid and eating fireworks!! What did you do with them ?"

"Oh that was easy, I charged one and let the other off."
Unknown "Turkish Delight" Cheeky - 16 years, 9 months, 6 days ago
Unknown
* QUOTE OF THE DAY *

Inside some of us is a thin person struggling to get out, but she can usually be sedated with a few pieces of chocolate cake. :o)

Unknown "Turkish Delight" Cheeky - 16 years, 9 months, 8 days ago
Unknown
Don't worry be HAPPY :o)
Unknown "Turkish Delight" Cheeky - 16 years, 9 months, 16 days ago
Comments

Refresh
Unknown
Doesn't she look great?
Unknown "Tone" Peaceful - 16 years, 11 months, 11 days ago
Decentralized Finance DeFi Course
|
Metafora Web3 Social Network
|
Million Token Metaverse
|
Timelapse Software | Bookmark | Terms