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BeArDy ""The BeArD"" Uncertain - 15 years, 12 months ago

BeArDy ""The BeArD"" Uncertain - 15 years, 12 months ago

Meme time. :D

Copy and paste this into your tales, delete my answers, and type in your answers.

1. You can ONLY answer Yes or No!
2. You are NOT ALLOWED to explain ANYTHING unless someone messages or comments you and asks!


Kissed any one of your HP friends? No
Been arrested? Yes
Held a snake? No
Ran a red light? No
Been suspended from school? Yes
Been fired from a job? Yes
Sang karaoke? No
Laughed until something you were drinking came out your nose? Yes
Caught a snowflake on your tongue? Yes
Kissed in the rain? Yes
Sang in the shower? No
Sat on a rooftop? Yes
Been pushed into a pool with all your clothes? No
Broken a bone? Yes
Shaved your head? No
Blacked out from drinking? Yes
Felt like killing someone? Yes
Been in a band? Yes
Shot a gun? Yes
Donated Blood? No
Think about the future? Yes
Believe in love? Yes
BeArDy ""The BeArD"" Uncertain - 15 years, 12 months ago

1. How tall are you barefoot?
Generally I say 6'2", but I'm feeling pedantic today so it's 6'1.921". Although, a "nurse" had me down as 6'2.5" in a medical years ago.

2. Have you ever smoked heroin?
Once. Accidentally. Was in a certain club years ago chatting to a group of people when someone passed me what I thought was a regular spliff. It tasted odd and a bit nasty so I just passed it on. I didn't know what I'd actually just smoked until someone told me 5-10 minutes later. Oops!

3. Do you own a gun?
Fortunately for the world in general, no. Haven't even fired a gun in about 9 years. :(

4. Do you play with the ads on the side of the screen?
What ads? I don't do HP through Facefook so I don't get the ads down the side. However, when I'm using FB I rate every advert I see as either offensive of irrelevant.

5. Do you get nervous before "meeting the parents"?
Not sure why, but I always get a little tinge of nervousness meeting anyone's parents. Girlfriends parents? Never met any. I've always been kept well away from them. I wonder why? ;-)

6. What do you think of hot dogs?
The ones you can buy from that dodgy vendor guy in Corporation (when he bothers turning up) are a quid, not that great, slightly greasy, but fucking superb when it's 1.30am and you've consumed far more double vodka 'n red bulls than everyone else you went out with. Put together.

7. What's your favourite Christmas song?
I hate xmas and I especially hate xmas "music." Yep, I'm an old miser. Already have been for at least 10 years. Over the years several women have reliably informed me so. :D

8. What do you prefer to drink in the morning?
Mornings? Eurgh! You're making me dizzy. Stop it!

9. Can you do push ups?
Yep. Not sure how many though. I'd say at least 15 but I wouldn't put real money on that one.

10. Is your bathroom clean?
Sort of. Well, I try to keep it relatively clean. Especially the bath itself. We've had a few close calls in that damn thing when showering. It can get very slippery in there if not kept clean. :/

11. What's your favourite piece of jewellery?
Either my eyebrow spike or dog-tags and it's for personal reasons, not how they look on me or anything like that.

12. Do you like pain killers?
Nope. hate the bloody things. Spent a couple of years having to take fucking mountains of the blighters and they definitely buggered me up a bit.

13. What is your secret weapon to lure in the opposite sex?
Erm. I'm not a dickhead? Not that that seems to work much. :/ Ok, there's probably other stuff, but only an egotist would start listing what they think they are.

14. Do you own a knife?
Oh FFS. Just as I get used to the only 2 knives I used for cooking either being broken or vanishing into thin air and I finally stop fuming about it every time I want to chop something up, you go and ask me this stupid bloody question and I'm reminded about the whole thing yet again. Cheers. Pfft.

15. Do you have A.D.H.D?
Nope. But I do have plenty of other things wrong with me that have acronyms too.

16. Middle Name?
Michael.

18. What's your normal bed time?
Don't have one. If I could sleep regularly and predictably, trust me, I would.

19. Name 3 drinks you regularly drink?
Tea, gin, Lambrini. Cos I'm fookin' class. :D

20. What time did you wake up today?
About 11am.

21. Name one person that comes to mind right now?
That would be the other me - Beanie.

22. Current worry?
Which one? There's a list. :(

23. Current hate?
Having no money is high up on the list. It's getting in the way of some things right now that I won't mention for fear of jinxing myself. :/

24. Favourite place to be?
Sat right here. Actually, it probably isn't, but it is the place I'm the most comfortable.

25. Least favourite place to be?
Outdoors.

27. Do you own slippers?
Nope.

28. What shirt are you wearing?
A Wallace & Gromit t-shirt. the penguin wanted poster : "Have you seen this chicken?." :D

29. How many people have ever truly broken your heart?
One.

30. Favorite colour?
Orange or green. Usually orange more than green but it occasionally varies.

31. Would you be a pirate?
Nope. Can't stand the sea. I refuse to have anything to do with it whatsoever.

32. Last time you had an alcoholic drink?
About 24 hours ago.

33. What songs do you sing in the shower?
I never sing. Ever.

34. What did you fear was going to get you in the night as a child?
Anything.

35. What's in your pockets right now?
Nothing. The front pockets in these shorts aren't pockets. They're just holes. Great for quick and easy access though. ;-)

36. Is anyone on your mind right now?
Most certainly. In fact, there are 2.

37. Do you think you get enough exercise?
Nope. Starting to get more though. Jeez, I'm not used to getting any exercise these days. :(

38. Worst injury you've ever had?
That might be when the corner of my eye socket connected with the ground at high speed and the side of my head swelled up like you wouldn't believe and took a week to go down. Had to have stitches and I was concussed for 2 days. Cos I'm a lucky git the scar is barely visible and blends in very well so it's extremely hard to notice it.

39. If you could cheat on your spouse, would you?
What spouse? And, no. I would never do that to anyone.

40. Why?
Huh?

41. Who is your loudest friend?
I have a few friends who have almost no control over the volume of their voice and tend to get quite loud when excited.

42. Who is your most silent friend?
No idea. I used to be the quiet one but something broke and now half the drivel that I used to keep to myself gushes out all over the place. The other half stays where it should be. Count yourself lucky I've still got a modicum of control over it all.

43. Does someone have a crush on you?
I think so, yeah. There might even be more than one. :)

44. Do you wish on shooting stars?
Nope. Now I'm thinking about it, I don't remember seeing any shooting stars (they're meteors, actually *sniff*) in a few years now.

45. What is your favourite book?
Hitch-Hikers Guide to the Galaxy - the first 3 books.

46. What is your favourite candy?
Bleargh. Actually, eating chocolate does make me feel a bit ill these days. Doesn't take much to do it, either. Ah well.

47. What song do/did you want played at your wedding?
Wedding? Is there something you're not telling me?

48. What song do you want played at your funeral?
No idea. Not that it would matter to me at the time cos I'd be dead, wouldn't I? Funerals aren't for the deceased. They're for the mourners.

49. What is one of your favourite quotes?
I wouldn't recommend sex, drugs or insanity for everyone, but they've always worked for me.
- Hunter S. Thompson

50. What were you doing 12 AM last night?
Trying to crash and not doing very well. Took until gone 5am. :/
BeArDy ""The BeArD"" Uncertain - 15 years, 12 months ago

1. Who would you want to be tied to for 24 hours?
My owner. ;-)

2. Who do you blame for your mood today?
What mood? Are you saying I'm in a mood? Well, fuck you then. You're bloody clownshoes, you are.

3. Have you ever seen a dead body?
Plenty. In all different kinds of mangled/messed up.

4. What should we do with stupid people?
Stay away from them. You might catch it too.

5. How long do you think you will live?
Knowing my luck, probably far too long.

6. The colour of carpet in your bedroom?
Some kind of dark thing with at least 4 colours on it. I've got something a lot better to put down, when I can be bothered.

7. Last person you went out to dinner with?
No idea.

8. Are you spoiled?
Nope. Definitely time for that rich chick with similar ideas about relaxation and entertainment to appear and sweep me off my lazy stoned arse.

9. Do you drink lots of water?
If you count tea then yes.

10. What toothpaste do you use?
Erm. That stuff with the three stripes? Can't remember what it's called.

11. How do you vent your anger?
A combination of FPS's and smoking/drinking a lot.

12. What are you doing this weekend?
Probably nothing of consequence. Just like virtually every other weekend atm. :(

13. When was the last time you threw up?
Earlier this year. Can't quite remember when, but it's gotta be at least 6 months.

14. Is your best friend a virgin?
ROFLMAO!

15. What theme does your room have?
Theme? Erm. Bedroomy? Small? Post-modern arrangements of stuff that's a critique on life and attitudes in the noughties?

16. When was the last time you were at a party?
I swear I went to one not long, I just can't remember when or where it was. Must have been a good one. :D

17. Are you a mama's child or a daddy's child?
Wotcha talkin' 'bout?

18. Would you ever join the military?
Hahahahahahahahahahaha! No. Besides, there's no point in me signing up cos I already know what'll happen, regardless of which service I go for. I can type and am good with technological things. What do you think I'll wind up doing? Certainly nothing interesting. Fuck that. If I did sign up then it'd be to get my hands on some weaponry and actually do something. But, this talk is pointless cos there's no way on Earth I'd ever join up. I'm not going to fight in some stupid war for bullshit fictional reasons to make a small group of rich people even richer and devastate some foreign land and it's inhabitants.

19. The last website you visited?
This one? LOL!

20. Who was the last person you took a picture with?
Huh? Doesn't take 2 people to take a photo, y'know. I dunno, though. Some people can be a bit, well, remedial when it comes to these things. ;-)

21. Last person you went to the movies with?
My mate and his missus. Was about 7 years ago. Can't be arsed with the cinema these days cos almost everything is just regurgitated dross.

22. What did you do/will you do for your birthday this year?
Same as every year. Got very, very trashed. More trashed than I usually get. Which is no small feat.

23. Number of layers on your bed?
What? We're not talking about some well engineered massive cake, are we? It's a bed for fecks sake!

24. Is anything alive in your room?
Unless I've died (and I have the sneaky suspicion that I have, in fact, NOT died just yet), then the answer is a resounding yes. Stupid fucking question.

25. Today, would you rather go back a week or go forward a week?
Forward. It gets me a week closer to my next pay day.

26. What are you looking forward to right now?
The boxing day party I'm going to. If it's anything like last years, it's going to be fucking ridiculous and I'll be battered beyond belief.

27. How much money would it take for you to swallow a live earthworm?
Probably not as much as I'd prefer.

28. How often do you get a haircut?
Last time I had a proper haircut was about 17 years ago. I asked for a trim and got a grade 4 almost. Decided then and there to see how long I could get it.

29. Would you use your normal vocabulary if Jesus were standing beside you (in the flesh)?
Definitely. In fact, I'm quite sure the first words out of my mouth would be very vulgar and quite blasphemous.

30. Do you know where the red fern grows?
The real question is do I care?

31. Who's your favourite Home Alone bad guy: Harry or Marv?
Neither of them. They're obviously complete twats.

32. What's the last cartoon you watched?
Some Futurama. First series.

33. If you could be a radio DJ, what station would you work for?
The one that would pay me the most?

34. Ever rode a motorcycle?
No frickin' way! NEVER!!!! Actually, yes. I have. A quad. Didn't like it. Don't like riding motorbikes in general at all. I'm far too paranoid to ride them cos I can't get out of my mind all the various ways you can get ripped to shreds no matter how careful you are. There's a reason doctors refer to bikers as organ donors.

35. Do you like the shape of your fingernails?
Nope.

36. Ever used an ear candle?
Wha?

37. Pretend you're single If you had to marry a famous musician, who would it be?
PRETEND I'm single? You're 'avin a laff, int'cha? Famous musician? Mike Patton. Of this I am fairly sure. That would involve some radical changes to my lifestyle (and his too), but I'm sure it would be worth it in the (sticky) end.

38. What would you like to have for your next meal?
No idea. the only time I think about food is when I'm either hungry or food shopping.

39. What room/position are you usually in when you watch TV?
This one. I do stuff like that from my pc. Got a telly hooked up to it for watching stuff so I can still do other things on my machine. :D As for TV itself, I pulled the aerial out over 2.5 years ago and I refuse to pay for cable or satellite. Bollocks to that. Pay for a licence so the BB-fucking-C can continue to exist and churn out expensive, brainwashing, biased shite completely at the cost of the viewers whilst getting to keep all the profits? No way. I hate the BBC. Passionately.

40. Do you put salt on your watermelon?
I don't like watermelon.

41. Where was the biggest bruise you've ever had and how did you get it?
My back. Rolling up a flight of steep stairs. Seriously! Well, that's what I thought was going on. ;-)

42. What do you eat on your hotdogs?
Mayonnaise.

43. In tic-tac-toe, are you the X or the O?
Doesn't matter.

44. What is on your bed right now?
Usual bed things, plus a pile of clothes, a belt, and a small box of random things.
BeArDy ""The BeArD"" Uncertain - 15 years, 12 months ago