I didnt know this and i say it all the time it s kinda lost something for me now lol
DID YOU KNOW ?

In ancient England, people could not have sex without consent from the King.
When people wanted to have a child, they had to solicit a permissionto the monarchy, in turn they would supply a plaque to hang on their doorwhen they had sexual relations.

The plaque read : Fornication Under Consent of the King ( F.U.C.K.)

THIS IS THE ORIGIN OF THE WORD !!
bad kitty "MY BAD KITTY" Growling - 15 years, 8 months, 13 days ago

found this on a really cool chicks page and she got it from another friend of hers its sooooo true and makes a good point dont let your kids grow up to fast savour every moment of innocence
Growing up;

Your best friend becomes your worst enemy. Your boy friend becomes a prick. Lollipops turn into cigarettes. The innocent ones turn into sluts. Home work goes in the trash. Mobile phones are being used in class. Detention becomes suspension. Soda becomes vodka. Bikes become cars. Undies turn into g-strings. Kisses turn into sex.

Remember when getting high meant swinging on the playground? When protection meant wearing a helmet? When the worst things you could get from boys were cooties? Dad’s shoulders were the highest place on earth and mom was your hero? Your worst enemies were your siblings, race issues were about who ran the fastest. War was only a card game, the only drug you knew was cough medicine. Wearing a skirt didn’t make you a slag. The only things that hurt you were skinned knees and goodbyes only meant until tomorrow?

....And we couldn’t wait to grow up.
bad kitty "MY BAD KITTY" Growling - 15 years, 8 months, 27 days ago

If you love someone LOVE THEM dont fuck around and justify it by saying your haveing a bad day I have seen some fucked up shit in my short time on earth and the one that always gets me is when someone says I love you and then seems to do anything but .for the love of god stop with your shit and be honest tell your love when they do something that pisses you off dont hold it in and twist it till it poisons your love and the truth of your situation...BE HONEST if with no one eles at least with your self
bad kitty "MY BAD KITTY" Growling - 15 years, 9 months, 25 days ago

You got to love this guy... This is a true story about a recent wedding that took place at Clemson University . It was in the local newspaper and even Jay Leno mentioned it. It was a huge wedding with about 300 guests.
After the wedding, at the reception, the groom got up on stage with a microphone to talk to the crowd.
He said he wanted to thank everyone for coming, many from long distances, to support them at their wedding.
He especially wanted to thank the bride's and his family and to thank his new father-in-law for providing such a lavish reception.
As a token of his deep appreciation he said he wanted to give everyone a special gift just from him. So taped to the bottom of
everyone's chair, including the wedding party was an envelope. He said this was his gift to everyone, and asked them to
open their envelope.
Inside each manila envelope was an 8x10 glossy of his bride having sex with the best man.
The groom had gotten suspicious of them weeks earlier and had hired a private detective to tail them.
After just standing there, just watching the guests' reactions for a couple of minutes, he turned to the best man and
said, 'F---you!' Then he turned to his bride and said, 'F--- you!' Then he turned to the dumbfounded crowd and said,
'I'm outta here.'
He had the marriage annulled first thing in the morning.
While most people would have canceled the wedding immediately after finding out about the affair, this guy goes through with the
charade, as if nothing were wrong.
His revenge--making the bride's parents pay over $32,000 for a 300-guest wedding and reception, and best of all, trashing the
bride's and best man's reputations in front of 300 friends and family members.
This guy has balls the size of church bells.
Do you think we might get a MasterCard 'priceless' commercial out of this?
Elegant wedding reception for 300 family members and friends: $32,000.
Wedding photographs commemorating the Occasion: $3,000
Deluxe two-week honeymoon accommodations in Maui : $8,500.
The look on everyone's face when they see the 8x10 glossy of the bride humping the best man: Priceless.
There are some things money can't buy, for everything else there's MASTERCARD.
bad kitty "MY BAD KITTY" Growling - 15 years, 10 months, 5 days ago

I saw this and had to share not my stories but still funny as hell
Things that should make you lay awake at night

I walked into a Burger King with a buy-one-get-one-free coupon for a sandwich I handed it to the girl and she looked over at a little chalkboard that said "buy one-get one free". "They're already buy-one-get-one-free", she said, "so I guess they're both free". She handed me my two free sandwiches, and I walked out the door.

They walk among us and they vote.

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One day I was walking down the beach with some friends when one of them shouted, "Look at that dead bird!" Someone looked up at the sky and said, " Where?"
They walk among us and they vote.

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I used to work in technical support for a 24/7 call center. One day I got a call from an individual who asked what hours the call center was open
I told him, "The number you dialed is open 24 hours a day, 7 days a week." He responded, "Is that Eastern or Pacific time?" Wanting to end the call quickly, I said, "Uh, Pacific."

They walk among us and they vote.

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My sister has a lifesaving tool in her car designed to cut through a seatbelt if she gets trapped. She keeps it in the trunk.

They walk among us and they vote.

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My friends and I were on a beer run and noticed that the cases were discounted 10% . Since it was a big party, we bought 2 cases. The cashier multiplied 2 times 10% and gave us a 20% discount.

They walk among us and they vote.

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I couldn't find my luggage at the airport baggage area, so I went to the lost luggage office and told the woman there that my bags never showed up. She smiled and told me not to worry because she was a trained professional and I was in good hands. "Now ," she asked me, "has your plane arrived yet?"

They walk among us and they vote.

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While working at a pizza parlor I observed a man ordering a small pizza to go. He appeared to be alone and the cook asked him if he would like it cut into 4 pieces or 6.
He thought about it for some time before responding. "Just cut it into 4 pieces; I don't think I'm hungry enough to eat 6 pieces."

They walk among us and they vote.

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AND THEY REPRODUCE
bad kitty "MY BAD KITTY" Growling - 15 years, 10 months, 7 days ago