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my precious....

Originally she was the Japanese goddess of dawn and laughter. But it turned out the mythology was a bit naughty.

Eris because she's nothing like her really, and in Australia we have a tradition of nick-naming people the opposite of some feature. For example, we called red-heads, Blue... or a really tall person Shorty etc.

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