hi folks! sorry if i'm poo at answering things at the mo! have strange times afoot! anon all will even out in the universe and i shall indeed be sociable once again! will not bore ye with the whining but send the positive thoughts in my general direction and normal service will resume more quickly!!
Unknown "Angel Heart" Sleepy - 16 years, 8 months, 4 days ago

EVE'S TALK WITH GOD

"Lord, I have a problem."

"What's the problem, Eve?"

"I know that you created me and provided this beautiful garden and
all of these wonderful animals, as well as that hilarious comedic
snake, but I'm just not happy."

"And why is that Eve?"

"Lord, I am lonely, and I'm sick to death of apples."

"Well, Eve, in that case, I have a solution. I shall create a man for you."

"Man? What is that Lord?"

"A flawed creature, with many bad traits. He'll lie, cheat and be vain;
All in all, he'll give you a hard time. But he'll be bigger, faster and
will like to hunt and kill things. I'll create him in such a way that he
will satisfy your physical needs. He will be witless and will revel in
childish things like fighting and kicking a ball about. He won't be as
smart as you, so he will also need your advice to think properly."

"Sounds great," says Eve, with ironically raised eyebrows, "but
what's the catch Lord?"

"Well ... You can have him on one condition."

"And what's that Lord?

"As I said, he'll be proud, arrogant and self-admiring .... So you'll
have to let him believe that I made him first......

And it will have to be our little secret......



You know, woman to woman ."
Unknown "Angel Heart" Sleepy - 16 years, 9 months, 3 days ago

sea weed baths rule! i totally swear by them. great for the skin, hair and if you have any aches and pains it totally sorts you out. even if you get the ground up sea weed stuff it still works. but it's best if you go to somewhere like celtic seaweed baths in strandhill in sligo. first you get a steam, then you have a bath in fresh seaweed in a huge cast iron bath. i tend to get silly when i'm left alone and make seaweed turbans, beards and moustaches... that part is optional. then i go for a walk in the sand dunes or along the seafront or sit on the wall and watch the hot surfers.
Unknown "Angel Heart" Sleepy - 16 years, 9 months, 5 days ago

so i've turned into a dog stalker... i've found myself going to the beach for my daily walk expecting to find random dogs to play with! and being sorely disappointed when there are none there - like today! so i've been debating whether it is truly a sin to covet another person's dog. i know that stealing a dog is a very definite sin and i will burn in hell for that one. but a bit of covetting? surely i can't burn in hell for that one? then again is covetting a gateway sin? is covetting the cannabis of the world of sin, leading without a doubt to the seedy heroin addiction of dog knapping? well if things keep going the way they are you folks you won't have long to wait to find out...
Unknown "Angel Heart" Sleepy - 16 years, 9 months, 9 days ago

hi folks. i'd just like to say a big thanks to all of you who spared a wee thought for my granda. you'll be glad to know it must have worked as he has stabilised. thanks a million! xxxx
Unknown "Angel Heart" Sleepy - 16 years, 9 months, 10 days ago