the question was no longer "What are the limits of the human performer?" but rather "What are the limits of human hearing?.......
Unknown "Honey" Crazy - 16 years, 10 months, 28 days ago

and here i was, in the hotel at the stardust and while i was waiting for a room i placed a quarter, into the slot and pulled the arm. bingo, i hit a $50 win. now i had a total of $55 in my pocket, a rich man. so i stood there in my army uniform and scooped up the winnings. that was then, this is now. i passed this piano man a few times and listened to the music he was playing. sounded great. i wanted to go over and tip him for his splended music. but i was a little shy so i went over and talked to a few people. later on i came back and listened to him again. nice sound and i noticed how effortlessly his fingers seem to touch the keys. so i went off again and had lunch with associates and about two hours later went back to see if he was still around and sure enough he was still playing. so i ambered up to the side of the piano and began to talk to him. i mentioned how much i enjoyed his playing. he didn't acknowledge me or anything. "hey man, great playing", nuttin. now i was getting a little upset and decided no tip. it was then that i realized he wasn't human. he was a friggin statue.
Unknown "Honey" Crazy - 16 years, 10 months, 28 days ago

show your thumbs!
Unknown "Honey" Crazy - 16 years, 10 months, 28 days ago

this is not a tale because im doing it to get more thumbs from all you kind people!
Unknown "Honey" Crazy - 16 years, 11 months ago