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Emo
"Enigma"
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Steve Bowkett, 53/Male
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| Last login: | over 3 weeks ago |
| Local time: | 6:55 AM |
| Join date: | 16 years, 11 months, 7 days ago |
| Location: | Auckland New Zealand
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About me:
I'm tall. 6ft 3 1/2". And that's about it, basically. I'm here to meet a few new people, have some conversations.
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About you:
Kind, intelligent, quirky but not too weird! If another person starts a conversation with me saying "So, have you had any fat girlfriends and if so can I see their bikini photos", then I'm going to go crazy!
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| Looking for: | Friendship and dating |
| Orientation: | Straight
| | Herds (lead): | Steve's Thumb Herd | | Herds: | Just chat! | | |
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Steve's tales
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What is it that some guys have profile pictures of them and their girlfriends? It's like they're announcing "Welcome to Human Pets! I may be as ugly as Satan's itchy testicles, but I'm going out with this hot woman ... so there MUST be hope for you, too!"
Steve Bowkett "Enigma" Emo
- 16 years, 10 months, 16 days ago
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When my first girlfriend broke up with me, my pal told me "Don't worry, there are plenty of fish in the sea". Well, that may be fine for HIM, but *I* don't want to have sex with a fish!!! That's just sick!
Steve Bowkett "Enigma" Emo
- 16 years, 10 months, 21 days ago
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God is omniscient, He is all-knowing, He is all-watching - which means He is watching you in the shower! And if God wants to see millions of people naked, then who are we to complain, who were made in His own image? And that's why He created the InterNet, so we can follow in His footsteps ...
Steve Bowkett "Enigma" Emo
- 16 years, 10 months, 22 days ago
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Why do some girls insist on having their profile picture taken with a friend standing next to them? It is SO embarassing having to message a lady saying "Hi there - are you the hot one? If so, please reply to me." :)
Steve Bowkett "Enigma" Emo
- 16 years, 10 months, 22 days ago
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