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"George my spider"



Name:
Unknown, 41/Male
Last login: over 3 weeks ago
Local time:4:43 AM
Join date:16 years, 11 months, 18 days ago
Location: Jozi South Africa

"Strangers are merely friends we havn't met yet"
About me:
I'm a fun loving kinda guy who loves socializing with friends (new and old). Animals have a special place in my heart too together with virtually any outdoor activity. I cant stand people who believe they are above others. If you are that kind of person please rather exclude me from discussions and get over yourself
About you:
Anyone and everyone welcome.
Looking for: Friendship
Orientation: Straight
Herds (lead): Andre's points
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THE SOUTH AFRICAN WAY

When something good happens, we drink to celebrate!



* When something bad happens, we drink to forget!

* When nothing happens, we drink so that something does happen.



* We can't go on like this people. Can we meet for drinks later so we can talk about this?
Unknown "George my spider" Tired - 16 years, 5 months ago
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Dad at the mall:

I took my dad to the mall the other day to buy some new shoes. We decided to grab a bite at the food court. I noticed he was watching a teenager sitting next to him. The teenager had spiked hair in all different colors: green, red, orange, and blue. My dad kept staring at him.

The teenager would look and find him staring every time. When the teenager had enough, he sarcastically asked, 'What's the matter old man, never done anything wild In your life?'

Knowing my Dad, I quickly swallowed my food so that I would not choke on his response; knowing he would have a good one.

And in classic style he did not bat an eye in his response.

'Got drunk once and f * cked a peacock. I was just wondering if you were my son.'
Unknown "George my spider" Tired - 16 years, 5 months ago
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English Test


Fill in the blank with Yes or No ----



a) _________ I don't have a BRAIN!
Unknown "George my spider" Tired - 16 years, 5 months, 7 days ago
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Sex in the Dark... There was this couple that had been married for 20 years. Every time they made love the husband always insisted on shutting off the light. Well, after 20 years the wife felt this was ridiculous. She figured she would break him out of this crazy habit. So one night, while they were in the middle of a wild, screaming, romantic session, she turned on the lights. She looked down... and saw her husband was holding a battery-operated pleasure device... a vibrator! Soft, wonderful and larger than a real one. She went completely ballistic. "You impotent bastard," She screamed at him, "how could you be lying to me all of these years? You better explain yourself!" The husband looks her straight in the eyes and says calmly: "I'll explain the toy . . . you explain the kids."
Unknown "George my spider" Tired - 16 years, 5 months, 7 days ago
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ATTENDING A WEDDING FOR THE FIRST TIME, A LITTLE GIRL WHISPERED TO HER
MOTHER,"WHY IS THE BRIDE DRESSED IN WHITE?"

"BECAUSE WHITE IS THE COLOR OF HAPPINESS, AND TODAY IS THE HAPPIEST DAY
OF HER LIFE," THE MOTHER ANSWERED.

THE CHILD THOUGHT ABOUT THIS FOR A MOMENT, THEN SAID, "SO WHY IS THE
GROOM WEARING BLACK?
Unknown "George my spider" Tired - 16 years, 5 months, 7 days ago
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dance party!
Unknown "Kitty" Confused - 15 years, 12 months, 2 days ago
Sammy
Andre.... did some shopping and had some fun on my stop. Have met a number of South Africans on here to date and even have a South African owner who is a sweetheart. Loved the tale about the Peacock...ROFL!! Nice to have met you. Cheers!!
You have been given HELLO HELLO!.
Crafted by The Mo
Sammy "Sweet Gentleman" Cross Roads - 15 years, 12 months, 3 days ago
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Hi Andre!!! Hope you're doing well? Hope to catch up with you soon...I've been away for a bit and slowly gettin up to speed with HP again...Have a great week :)
You have been given Came to give you a hug.
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Nicole - 16 years, 1 month, 7 days ago
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Hey you...thought your wall needed a lil lovin...send u a lil message with my last post. Hope you're well....*hugs*
You have been given pssst...hello!.
Crafted by Anastasia Fraghia
Nicole - 16 years, 2 months, 10 days ago
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Puggies rule!!!
You have been given the pug of righteousness.
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Nicole - 16 years, 2 months, 10 days ago
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This one is hilarious!
You have been given Shit happens...roll with it.
Crafted by Julie Law
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