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"Moon Baby"



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Unknown, 59/Female
Last login: over 3 weeks ago
Local time:3:21 PM
Join date:17 years, 8 days ago
Location: Olympia, WA United States

"MY PETS ARE NOT FOR SALE - IF YOU WOULD LIKE TO PURCHASE ONE - ASK ME FIRST"
About me:
I'm not for sale either. If a big-knockered Canadian who gave you sleazy underwear owner you - would you wanna be bought?
I think NOT!!
About you:
Easy going people who know how to use their BRAIN. I'm not out here looking for Mr. Right - Mr. Right Now - or Mr. Whatever. I have enough trouble with males that are within walking distance. I've always got room for more friends.
Looking for: Friendship
Orientation: Straight
Herds: ***SpamtasticaL***, Spamalot, porn star fetish, I can't be arsed to thumb lol, PLAN B, black market shop items, transformer herd, Vixens, Sistah's Thumb Shrine, ~mAd raVinGs~, * Spamtasticals 2 *
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Unknown "Moon Baby" Needs a drool mop - 16 years, 7 months ago
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This Week's Top 10 Text Messages

I get some truly weird crap via text on a daily basis. There are a few of us that harass one another on a regular basis - and a few others that I hear from sporadically.

Sometimes it's the sporadic ones that crack me up the most. I'll get a response to some comment I made the day (or several days) before - and by then it's totally out of context.

Here are a few that I got in the last couple of days:

1) I'll give you a shiny dollar if you kill me
2) I saw Snow White yesterday and she was fully clothed
3) Get more batteries!!
4) Sick research question of the day..is every guy who smiles at a pretty girl during a conversation really thinkin "shut up and suck my dick"?
5) I swear I didn't know she was your mom when I did that
6) Go to sleep before I come over there and slap you
7) False teeth are NOT a turn on
8) He's my dirty little whore
9) Never sneeze with a mouth full of cottage cheese

And this one was this week's favorite....

10) Um my yogurt smells like feet?

You guys crack me up and keep me from killing my co-workers. I wouldn't trade ya for nuttin'.
Unknown "Moon Baby" Needs a drool mop - 16 years, 7 months, 25 days ago
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UNDER 18 NOT ADMITTED

Since I damn near never look at whose tapped on this profile, I wasn't aware that a few under 18's have visited here in the last couple of days.

If you're under 18 and reading this:

1) Go away
2) This profile has been chemically treated with a substance that will give you acne
3) Go away

Nuff said.
Unknown "Moon Baby" Needs a drool mop - 16 years, 7 months, 29 days ago
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~WANTED~

One reasonably interactive pet. Must be housebroken, mostly drool-free, and smut-friendly.

Inquire below!!!


Unknown "Moon Baby" Needs a drool mop - 16 years, 8 months, 5 days ago
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Sorry to be all serious and crap but I cam across this article this morning and felt my pulse go into overdrive. Please read and absorb....and then go back to spanking, tickling, pinching, and generally behaving like the lewd and crude bunch of maniacs that I love.

Bush Budget Threatens Violence Prevention Programs

Advocates are deeply concerned about President Bush’s FY09 budget proposal, in which he asks Congress to slash funding by more than $100 million for U.S. Department of Justice programs to address and prevent violence against women. The President also would turn all funding for the Violence Against Women Act (VAWA) into a block grant.

If Congress agrees, the Department of Justice, Office on Violence Against Women would not have to abide by legislation that spells out how much money is spent on various types of programs. The President proposes to give smaller, related programs funded through the U.S. Department of Health and Human Services level funding or small decreases.

“This budget is irresponsible and could put the lives of women and children at risk,” FVPF President Esta Soler said. “VAWA has dramatically improved our nation’s response to violence against women and their families. We need to continue and enhance that work. We will ask Members of Congress to reject this proposal and maintain our nation’s commitment to the groundbreaking violence prevention programs that were funded for the first time last year.”

The Administration’s FY09 budget is similar to its FY08 budget proposal, but with more drastic cuts. While Congress rejected last year’s proposal, there is concern that rising budget deficits and fiscal pressure may make this a more difficult fight.

“The Administration’s budget for Violence Against Women Act programs is an outrage,” Senator Joe Biden (D-DE) said in a news release. “Domestic violence impacts one in every four women, yet the Administration proposes cutting spending by almost a third. It’s time to spend more, not less on our nation’s communities.”

Particularly critical are new programs created in the reauthorization of VAWA in 2005. New programs for children exposed to domestic violence and youth who are victims of physical and sexual violence were funded last year for the first time, as was a new program to engage men and youth in prevention. “We must not turn back the clock on our efforts to stop violence against women and children,” Soler added. “We have finally begun to see drops in violence against adult women, but the next generation is not faring as well. We must redouble our efforts to end this scourge once and for all.”



Unknown "Moon Baby" Needs a drool mop - 16 years, 8 months, 21 days ago
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