My legs shook. Pussies always drive me wild and although I try to hide it, she knew it.
"Give that back!" my hunger spoke for me.
"What do I get out of it?" She teased, waving her tail back and forth.
I hatched an idea.
"Come closer and I'll tell you."
She halted for a moment to study my eyes. I just looked back and didn't break the stare.
With a twist of her tail she made her way over to me with her white chest puffed out. She looked up, and when her nose was nearly touching mine she stopped.
"Is this close enough?"
"Yeah," I licked my lips, "you are just close enough."
When she took the time to blink I sprang forth from my back legs and jumped clear over her. I was on a straight course to the food dish she had abandoned.
"Hsssst!" I heard from behind me.
But I didn't care. I had my food.
Unknown "Hendrix" Wild - 16 years, 11 months, 1 day ago

It was a night like any other until I realized I had only been given half as much food as usual. I checked to my left, nothing. I checked to my right. It was that darn tail that follows me around! It must have stolen half of my food!
I began to chase it, but it was too quick for me, always twisting to the right. My pointed teeth were so close that I could feel the inside of my mouth being tickled. That's when her voice stopped me.
"Looking for something?"
Dez, the neighbor's cat was holding her food dish, and it was holding half of my food...

to be continued
Unknown "Hendrix" Wild - 16 years, 11 months, 4 days ago