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A man buys his wife a beautiful diamond ring for Christmas. A friend of his says, "I thought she wanted one of those sporty, four-wheel drive vehicles?" The man replies, "She did, but where was I going to find a fake Jeep?"
Unknown "Natalie" Sexy
- 16 years, 9 months, 3 days ago
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"All I want is less to do, more time to do it, and higher pay for not getting it done"
Unknown "Natalie" Sexy
- 16 years, 9 months, 3 days ago
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"Why be difficult, when with a bit of effort, you can be impossible?"
Unknown "Natalie" Sexy
- 16 years, 9 months, 3 days ago
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"Laugh alone and people cross the street the avoid you"
Unknown "Natalie" Sexy
- 16 years, 9 months, 3 days ago
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"I pretend to work. They pretend to pay me"
Unknown "Natalie" Sexy
- 16 years, 9 months, 3 days ago
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