"Its all downhill from here." Said the man. So I shot him.
Unknown "ღCookie Mash" Serene - 15 years, 10 months, 29 days ago

Oh little ceramic figurine of cow horns, you are made from the ash of Mount St. Helens and I have no idea why. Sitting propped up on my metal canister with your little magnet holding you stable. You have no nose, its just a hole in your skull, but somehow you retain your sense of humor. Your little eyes are holes too, but they still shine. They watch down on me, wondering what I am doing. After awhile you seem bored of looking at me and so I turn you towards the bookshelf. Perhaps you will read about Jacques Cousteau. I think I am jealous of your charm little ceramic figurine of cow horns. Even in your skeletal form, you seem happier than I.

Unknown "ღCookie Mash" Serene - 15 years, 11 months ago

A photo of your smile; beautiful, elegant.
Behind the lens peers the face that makes you smile so.
It is not me.
I can not look at your photo anymore.
It does not reflect the person I see when you look at me.

Unknown "ღCookie Mash" Serene - 15 years, 11 months, 3 days ago

I want Howie Mandel to catch on fire or perhaps get hit by lightning. If he could possibly take every daytime Judge show with him it would be appreciated. And if the guys from Cops could catch an airplane in the face and drown Jerry Springer and that security guy from that show, who now has his own awful show in jet fuel, that would make me happy. Merry Fucking Christmas Fuckface.
Unknown "ღCookie Mash" Serene - 15 years, 11 months, 8 days ago

If such a small element of California's state government is as badly run as ours, what hope can we have for the future when it is likely that every other agency in the state multiplied by the myriads of state governments running in the entire country are running in the same inefficient way. It would take a line by line reading of every government agencies management system to find the problems, which are not all the hard to figure out. And with that pleasant "no-shit Matthew" news, I'm going to go drink some egg nog. What else can I do?
Unknown "ღCookie Mash" Serene - 15 years, 11 months, 11 days ago