Yay! Today I bought a car. A 1976 Chevette Hatchback! I plan on taking all my penguin buddies with me to the movies - I think I can fit about 35 of us in there, and still have room to steer.

Now I just have to wait for them to build a few roads, a gas station, and find 34 friends and I'm SET!
Unknown "Wiki-Dan" Inspired - 16 years, 7 months, 28 days ago

Flipping eh, eh. I tried painting my back pink - you know, what all the cool kids are doing. Well yeah... stupid idea. Apparently that was just a rumor to get ME to paint MY back pink. I tried telling everyone at school that it was just a sunburn but seeing as how we have 24 hours of darkness, they just laughed and said "What is you, stupid or sumpin?" But that's ok... maybe I'll join a punk band.
Unknown "Wiki-Dan" Inspired - 16 years, 8 months ago

I got all dressed up in my best tux today, ready to go to Vegas for a buffet. I hear they have everything you could want. I was all set to go when I found out that it's stinking hot in Vegas this time of year. Being a penguin, I'm not really into the whole heat thing. I mean, I'm all for global warming - it'll barely change the south pole where I do most of my hanging out and cruising on the weekends. But I'm not going to complain if the temperature goes up a few notches. So yeah... no Vegas trip for me. Guess I'll have to get my gamble on down here. Ah well - at least I've got this cool tuxedo.
Unknown "Wiki-Dan" Inspired - 16 years, 8 months, 7 days ago

I'm a penguin. Really. Black and white and all that. I went swimming today and had fun although I'm getting *really* sick of being called Penny. I keep telling Benny (that's my best friend - he's a penguin, too) that Penny is a girl's name but he just laughs. I can't wait for winter - I hope he freezes his little Benny Balls off.
Unknown "Wiki-Dan" Inspired - 16 years, 8 months, 21 days ago