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Life's journey is not to arrive at the grave safely in a well preserved body. But rather to skid in sideways, totally worn out, with a beer in one hand, shouting "Whoo, what a ride!!" -Unknown

Unknown "off the market!" Sparkling - 16 years, 11 months, 16 days ago
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A girl asks her boyfriend to come over Friday night to meet, and have Dinner with her parents.
Since this is such a big event, the girl announces to her boyfriend that after dinner, she would like to go out and make love for the first time.
The boy is ecstatic, but he has never had sex before, so he takes a trip to the pharmacist to get some condoms.
He tells the pharmacist it's his first time and the pharmacist helps the boy for about an hour.
He tells the boy everything there is to know about condoms and sex.
At the register, the pharmacist asks the boy how many condoms he'd like to buy, a 3-pack, 10-pack, or family pack. The boy insists on the family pack because he thinks he will be rather busy, it being his first time and all.
That night, the boy shows up at the girl's parents house and meets his girlfriend at the door.
"Oh, I'm so excited for you to meet my parents, come on in!"
The boy goes inside and is taken to the dinner table where the girl's
parents are seated. The boy quickly offers to say grace and bows his head.
A minute passes, and the boy is still deep in prayer, with his head down.
10 minutes pass, and still no movement from the boy.
Finally, after 20 minutes with his head down, the girlfriend leans over and Whispers to the boyfriend, "I had no idea you were this religious."
The boy turns, and whispers back, "I had no idea your father was a Pharmacist."
Unknown "off the market!" Sparkling - 16 years, 11 months, 17 days ago
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jacinda
haven't seen you on in forever!!! how are ya? hope all is well!
You have been given Just popping in to say hi :) .
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jacinda Curious - 16 years, 1 month, 22 days ago
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You have been given Hope You......
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Unknown "Monster Child" Sparkling - 16 years, 5 months, 19 days ago
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You have been given Sending you some love ...♥.
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Unknown "Monster Child" Sparkling - 16 years, 6 months, 27 days ago
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Lovely to hear from you!
You have been given A Sneaky Peek.
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Unknown "~yeah that guy~" Loving - 16 years, 7 months, 5 days ago
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Seems like a safe bet!

Beer!!! How'd you know??
You have been given a beer.
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Unknown "~yeah that guy~" Loving - 16 years, 7 months, 11 days ago
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You have been given You have been a very naughty pet.
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Unknown "~yeah that guy~" Loving - 16 years, 7 months, 24 days ago
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