ok! this is a tale! ok.. um.. how about its a made up random story about the pencil people!! ya! ok so here it goes.

PENCIL PEOPLE: Attack of the Humungous but Small Purple Blob the does NOT Smell like Rasberries OR taste like Rasberries its More of a Minty Taste When You Think About It

So here we are in the town of Graphiticusopolis at the home of an ordinary pencil named Bob. Bob loves music, puppies, muffins, and himself. One day bob is was walking through the park and he sat on a bench. He was taking his dog, Eraserz, for a walk. Bob pulled out a muffin and was about to take a bite when a smallish biggish purple blob came up to him.
"Get away from my muffin!" shouted Bob. In response, the blob scooted closer and absorbed the muffin.
"Nooooooooooooooooooo! everything i've ever cared about!! it- it- its gone!!"he sobbed. Bob was so distraught, that he ordered Eraserz to attack the blob, but Eraserz didnt stand a chance. The blob swallowed him up. Now Bob was really angry, he swore under his breath and grabbed a blowtorch that just happened to be laying right next to him.
"Gyaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhh!!!" he shreiked. And he burned the blob to ashes. Bob still wasnt satisfied. And so he bought a bunch of TNT at the TNT shop for $56893327529663.99, then he lighted it with his blowtorch and threw it at the blob's ashes. 5 seconds later the entire town of Graphiticusopolis, along with the rest of the world was gone. The moral of this story is to never, under any sircumstances, steal somebody's muffin. It just might be the end of the world.


FIN ("the end" in some other language)

SPECIAL THANKS: to Luke Loveall for coming up with the Pencil People even tho he had no idea I was going to write a story about it.

AUTHOR'S NOTE: Canada is horrible. They bludgean seals to death or skin them alive. go to Youtube.com and search "Save the Seals" then you'll know what i mean. ALSO, i would just like to say.... *plops into puddle of officialness* Bob is not based on any real person or people. if you have any friends like Bob, you should consider yourself lucky for having such off friends.. but NEVER steal their muffin. Ever.
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