I swam down to the old church on the seventh level of the ocean floor and entered into it's vestibules. And Dirty crab was sitting like a wisened sage on the tabernacle.. "Would ye like to see ma chokeeeee?" said the crab sucking on a long gone pipe found from a dead captains entourage. "No thank you!" I bubbled out of my blowhole, and swam gently back home to enjoy a barnacle supper and seaweed sandwiches.

The end.
Mistery.
Unknown "Mistery" Peaceful - 17 years, 8 days ago