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"All Mine"



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Unknown, 51/Female
Last login: over 3 weeks ago
Local time:4:36 PM
Join date:11 years, 8 months, 17 days ago
Location: Earth United States

"PLEASE DONT BUY MY ME OR MY PETS!!! I LOVE THEM ALL VERY MUCH!!!!"
About me:
PLEASE DONT BUY MY PETS!!!! Life is what you make of it, but it is nothing with out Jesus.
Stay close to your family and friends, always tell them you love them for one day it might be to late. I learned that the hard way. Dont judge people. There is only one judge and its god not you. Doesnt matter what gender, sexual preference, race, religion or any thing else they choose, its there choice, that is our gift. Free too choose. IM straight, but I dont discriminate. I give everyone a chance. I do have a strong faith in God. If you dont, I dont have a problem with it. If you have a problem with me having a strong faith, well IM sorry, IM not going to change. There is good and bad in all of us. But I try to look for the good. God Bless, you all, and all my love to you, Love,Mary
About you:
PLEASE DONT BUY MY PETS!! Looking for friends!! Happily married. Love my kids, and my pets!! And Jesus! Send me some comments, check out my store, or joine my herd!!LOL, and give me some thumbs please!!!LOL< WRTF... Kisses!!!!
Looking for: Friendship
Orientation: Straight
Herds (lead): All that glitters!, Crazy for thumbs!
Herds: Thumbs for Martin, Omar's Thumb Party - 300p soon, closed
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This is Good.....
A Spanish Teacher was explaining to her class that in Spanish , unlike English, nouns are designated as either masculine or feminine.

'House' for instance, is feminine: 'la casa.'
'Pencil,' however, is masculine: 'el lapiz.'

A student asked, 'What gender is 'computer'?'

Instead of giving the answer, the teacher split the class into two groups, male and female, and asked them to decide for themselves whether computer' should be a masculine or a feminine noun. Each group was asked to give four reasons for its recommendation.

The men's group decided that 'computer' should definitely be of the feminine gender ('la computadora'), because:

1 No one but their creator understands their internal logic;

2. The native language they use to communicate with other computers is incomprehensibl e to every one else;

3. Even the smallest mistakes are stored in long term memory for possible later retrieval; and

4. As soon as you make a commitment to one, you find yourself spending half your paycheck on accessories for it.

(THIS GETS BETTER!)

The women's group, however, concluded that computers should be Masculine ('el computador'), because:

1. In order to do anything with them, you have to turn them on;

2. They have a lot of data but still can't think for themselves;

3. They are supposed to help you solve problems, but half the time they ARE the problem; and

4. As soon as you commit to one, you real ize that if you had waited a little longer, you could have gotten a better model.

The women won.


Unknown "All Mine" Curious - 10 years, 10 months, 28 days ago
Unknown
THE BOTTLE OF WINE
>
> For all of us who are married, were married, wish you were married, or wish you weren't married, this is something to smile about the next time you see a bottle of wine:
>
> Sally was driving home from one of her business trips in Northern Arizona when she saw an elderly Navajo woman walking on the side of the road.
>
> As the trip was a long and quiet one, she stopped the car and asked the Navajo woman if she would like a ride.
>
> With a silent nod of thanks, the woman got into the car.
>
> Resuming the journey, Sally tried in vain to make a bit of small talk with the Navajo woman. The old woman just sat silently, looking intently at everything she saw, studying every little detail, until she noticed a brown bag on the seat next to Sally.
>
> 'What in bag?' asked the old woman.
>
> Sally looked down at the brown bag and said, 'It's a bottle of wine. I got it for my husband.'
>
> The Navajo woman was silent for another moment or two. Then speaking with the quiet wisdom of an elder, she said:
>
> 'Good trade.....'
>

Unknown "All Mine" Curious - 10 years, 11 months, 13 days ago
Unknown
Life gets so busy!!! IM sorry too my pet friends , I have not been on much....
Never enough time in the day anymore... work, work,work, sometimes I feel like a hamster on a treadmill!!!!!
But I do think of you all often and miss you!!!! Hugs and Kisses!!! Mary
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Unknown "All Mine" Curious - 11 years, 1 month, 20 days ago
Unknown
For all my pet friends!!!! You are beautiful!!!
Sorry I have not been on here much!! Work Work Work!! Got alot of new accounts!!!!
Plus IM hooked on Pac Rat... Face book app!!LOL< Love ya, Mary
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Unknown "All Mine" Curious - 11 years, 2 months, 24 days ago
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The Purina Diet!!
Thought my pet friends could use a good laugh!


The next time someone asks you a dumb question wouldn't you like to
respond like this?.....

Yesterday I was buying a large bag of Purina dog chow for Athena, my
wonder dog at Wal-Mart and was in the checkout line. A woman behind me
asked if I had a dog. What did she think I had, an elephant? So since
I'm nearly retired, with little to do, on impulse, I told her that no, I
didn't have a dog, and that I was starting the Purina Diet again. I
probably shouldn't, I continued, because I'd ended up in the hospital
last time. I awoke in an intensive care ward with tubes coming out of
most of my orifices and IVs in both arms. However, I did lose 40 pounds
on the diet, so I was giving it another go.

I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and that the way that
it works is you load your pockets with Purina nuggets and simply eat
one or two every time you feel hungry. The food is nutritionally
complete and I needed to lose a few more pounds. (I have to mention here
that practically everyone in the line was, by now, enthralled with my
story.)

Horrified, this woman asked if I ended up in intensive care because I'd
been poisoned by the dog food. I told her no, it happened because I
stepped off a curb to sniff an Irish Setter's ass and a car hit both of
us.

I thought the guy behind her was going to have a heart attack he was
laughing so hard!

WAL-MART won't let me shop there anymore

Unknown "All Mine" Curious - 11 years, 3 months, 8 days ago
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Please buy me, I am cheap!!
Unknown "NanNan" Sad - 10 years, 11 months, 4 days ago
Unknown
Can you buy me Mary since I escaped from the last man that owned me? Please....
Unknown "NanNan" Sad - 10 years, 11 months, 10 days ago
Unknown
I can't give myself back to you like I did the last time. When I tried it just showed all my pets but I was not on the list. See if you can buy me.
Unknown "NanNan" Sad - 10 years, 11 months, 17 days ago
Unknown
I escaped from that man that had me. Can you buy me?
Unknown "NanNan" Sad - 10 years, 11 months, 17 days ago
Unknown
You gave me away.
Unknown "NanNan" Sad - 10 years, 11 months, 18 days ago
DrJ
Hi there! Stop by and visit sometime! Mwah!
You have been given Praise God for His Creation.
Crafted by DrJ
DrJ "Milkman!" time to go - 10 years, 11 months, 29 days ago
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