Snaped grabbed harry and pulled him closer and said "Look at me! I must tell you the long and tragic story all about how my life got flipped, turned upside down, so I'd like to take a minute just sit right there, And I'll tell you how i became the half-blood prince of a town called Bel-air" At that exact moment Will Smith burst though the door, yelled "Thats My Line!" and shot Snape.
Unknown "HIPPIE" Peaceful - 16 years, 4 months, 23 days ago

Once apon a time there waws a magical unicorn named chuck. One day he was merrily skipping through a medow of grass and flowers when sudenly form over the horizon he noticed a man. "Hello Mr. Man whats your name?" The man just laughed heartaly and said "You don't know who I am do you?" Just as Chuck was about to reply no the man pulled out a 9mm handgun and put a bullet through Chucks chest. As chuck fell to the ground the mystery man said "I'm the man who was called to put a hit on you." The corener later reavled that After the bullet, there where many pre-mordum bruses, cuts, and breaks. The coreners report revaled that Chuck had suffered through two hours of vicious torcher before being put to death. His death resulted from the hitman emptying his entire clip into Chuck's skull. This crime is still unsolved.
Unknown "HIPPIE" Peaceful - 16 years, 4 months, 26 days ago