one day a man went into a bar at the top of a sky scraper. As he was buying a drink a man at the bar downed his drink, slammed the glass down and jumped out of the window. The first man could not believe his eyes, and when a moment later the man who had jumped, walked back into the bar again he nearly passed out. The man who jumped went up to the bar again and said i will have another one barman. A moment later he downed his drink and ran to the window. The first man shouted how on earth do you do that, the jumping man says its the drink. If you down a shot fast then jump out the window you fall and just before you hit the floor you just hover. It is really strange, watch and i will show you. Fair enough he jumped out the window and just before he reached the ground he hoverd. A few moments later he was upstairs again. So the man thought i must try this so downed the drink and ran to the window and jumped. Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee splat! The barman said to the man, "SuperMan you must stop doing that to people when you are pissed".
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