LOL funny...Divorce Letter XD~
Dear Husband,
I'm writing you this letter to
tell you that I'm leaving you
forever. I've been a good woman to you
for seven years and I have nothing to
show for it. These last two weeks have
been hell. Your boss called to tell me
that you quit your job today and that
was the last straw. Last week, you
came home and didn't even notice that
I had a new haircut, had cooked your
favorite meal and even wore a brand
new pair of silk panties. You ate in
two minutes, and went straight to
sleep after watching all of your
shows. You don't tell me you love me
anymore; you don't want sex or
anything that connects us as husband
and wife. Either you're cheating on me
or you don't love me anymore;
whatever the case, I'm gone.
Your EX-wife
P.S. Don't try to find me.
Your BROTHER and I are moving away to
Spain together!
Have a great life!
***************************************
**************** **************
Dear EX-wife,
Nothing has made my day more
than receiving your letter.it's true
that you and I have been married for
seven years, although a good woman is
a far cry from what you've been. I
watch my shows so much because they
drown out your constant whining and
griping. Too bad that doesn't work.
I DID notice when you got a hair cut
last week, but the first thing that
came to mind was 'You look just like a
boy'! Since my mother raised me not to
say anything if you can't say
something nice, didn't comment.And
when you cooked my favorite meal, you
must have gotten me confused with my
brother, because I stopped eating pork
seven years ago.About those new silk
panties: I turned away from you
because the £49.99 price tag was still
on them, and I prayed that it was a
coincidence that my brother had just
borrowed fifty quid from me that
morning.After all of this, I still
loved you and felt that we could work
it out. So when I hit the lottery for
ten million pounds, I quit my job and
bought us two tickets to Jamaica .
But when I got home you were gone,
Everything happens for a reason, I
guess. I hope you have the fulfilling
life you always wanted. My lawyer said
that the letter you wrote ensures you
won't get a penny from me. So take
care.
Signed,
Your EX-husband, Rich As
Hell and Free!
P.S. I don't know if I
ever told you this, but my brother Carl
was born Caroline.
I hope that's not a problem.
How is it dear ????
Unknown "Jessica" Courageous
- 16 years, 6 months, 4 days ago
