hmmm....it's been a while since I posted a tale.
so, now is a good a time as any.
For those of you who actually READ these things....a little background:
My owner....the really awesome and stunning Michelle purchased herself another pet a while back.
To cut a long story short, it appears this poor little thing has a small man syndrome.
What's more, accompanying this "little" problem, is the fact that it has a bit of a temper problem.
To add to this, the idiot appears to not know the difference between reality and make believe.
on TOP of all this, there seems to be a bit of an inferiority complex poking it's head through.
(This head being larger than any head the little thing has, it seems)
And, as if ALL this was not enough, it's fkn UGLY too!
(Apologies to Michelle!)
the brief chain of events that led to this tale are as follows:
1) Little boy bought something from my shop.
2) Out of courtesy, I posted a drink on its page as a thank you.
3) It posted a return comment threatening to smash my face.
4) It sent me a private message stating that I could shove the drink up my ass and not to make contact with it again.
5) I reposted the private message on it's page saying I wanted to file it under "Asshole", and found that his page was the ideal place. Or something like that.
I then proceeded to block said wanker, as I am here to have a good time and not be bothered with insecure twits.
6) Some time later, I posted some comments on my owner's page as I have been neglecting her for a while.
7) What does little Joe Blow do? He seeks me out on FB and sends me this little gem:
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Joe sent you a message.
(no subject)
"Your gonna need eyes in the back of your head you low life cunt! I'm watching you
and waiting!"
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Well I DO declare!
I'll tell you what, Joe Wanker, er, sorry...Joe WHEELER, how about you come visit good old SA next year with the World Cup and see how far flexing your chemically induced muscles gets you hmm?
Feel free.......
Well, that's all for now....if any of ya'll have read up till now, feel free to pass it along to SteroidBoy should you feel the urge...could be fun ;)
Hylton Inspired
- 15 years, 2 months, 23 days ago
COME GET SOME!
