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Hylton
Hylton owns this human at 50 points.
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Hylton
Hylton



Name:
Hylton , 52/Male
Last login: over 3 weeks ago
Local time:2:38 PM
Join date:15 years, 1 month, 15 days ago
Location: Port Elizabeth South Africa

"You must be 18 or older to ride. . ."
About me:
About you:
Looking for: Friendship and dating
Orientation: Straight
Herds (lead): HaveUHerd, NippleTit
Herds: Thumbs for me., Thumbs for me.., 200 Welcome lovely friends!!!, Royal Flesh, More thumbs, 100 You wanna swap some thumb...
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Hylton
Hylton
50 pts
Hylton's tales
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Hylton
this place IS a friggin zoo! No need to start my own!
Hylton
Hylton Inspired - 13 years, 25 days ago
Hylton
WTF?
I'm ALREADY a friggin cartoon! Why would I need less than a minute anyway?
Hylton
Hylton Inspired - 13 years, 27 days ago
Hylton
This is just a reminder for someone....haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!

Hylton
Hylton Inspired - 13 years, 28 days ago
Hylton
So...telling a tale with tantalising technicalities is not everyone's cup of tea.
Me in photo's either!

At a pool buddy of mine's wedding....
Ha! I actually wore a tie.

Hylton
Hylton Inspired - 13 years, 1 month, 1 day ago
Hylton
hmmm....it's been a while since I posted a tale.
so, now is a good a time as any.
For those of you who actually READ these things....a little background:
My owner....the really awesome and stunning Michelle purchased herself another pet a while back.
To cut a long story short, it appears this poor little thing has a small man syndrome.
What's more, accompanying this "little" problem, is the fact that it has a bit of a temper problem.
To add to this, the idiot appears to not know the difference between reality and make believe.
on TOP of all this, there seems to be a bit of an inferiority complex poking it's head through.
(This head being larger than any head the little thing has, it seems)

And, as if ALL this was not enough, it's fkn UGLY too!
(Apologies to Michelle!)

the brief chain of events that led to this tale are as follows:
1) Little boy bought something from my shop.
2) Out of courtesy, I posted a drink on its page as a thank you.
3) It posted a return comment threatening to smash my face.
4) It sent me a private message stating that I could shove the drink up my ass and not to make contact with it again.
5) I reposted the private message on it's page saying I wanted to file it under "Asshole", and found that his page was the ideal place. Or something like that.
I then proceeded to block said wanker, as I am here to have a good time and not be bothered with insecure twits.
6) Some time later, I posted some comments on my owner's page as I have been neglecting her for a while.
7) What does little Joe Blow do? He seeks me out on FB and sends me this little gem:
*******************************
Joe sent you a message.
(no subject)
"Your gonna need eyes in the back of your head you low life cunt! I'm watching you
and waiting!"
*******************************
Well I DO declare!

I'll tell you what, Joe Wanker, er, sorry...Joe WHEELER, how about you come visit good old SA next year with the World Cup and see how far flexing your chemically induced muscles gets you hmm?
Feel free.......

Well, that's all for now....if any of ya'll have read up till now, feel free to pass it along to SteroidBoy should you feel the urge...could be fun ;)

Hylton Inspired - 13 years, 2 months, 5 days ago
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Mischievous Little  Minx
Hi there! How are you doing?
Brought u a flower You have been given Brought u a flower .
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Mischievous Little Minx "Minx" 99% Angel & 1% Devil! - 5 years, 2 months, 19 days ago
grace andrew

by grace
Hello, how are you doing? i hope fine and all is good to you,am miss grace,Nice to meet u dear i want to be your friend , kindly indicate your interest in me by sending mail me here my private email ( graceandrew001@hotmail.com ) so my photos will send you ok. Thanks and a nice day'''''(grace) ( graceandrew001@hotmail.com )
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grace andrew "BESTPET EVARR!!" - 8 years, 7 months, 25 days ago
Ian
cool shop.
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Evie
:-)
so what kiss me You have been given so what kiss me.
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Evie "Evie Blue " Loyal - 11 years, 6 months, 24 days ago
Evie
as crazy as you .....:-)
Im Not crazy You have been given Im Not crazy .
Crafted by lou
Evie "Evie Blue " Loyal - 12 years, 1 month, 20 days ago
Evie
You are back with me Mr Fickle ....
Here to ruffle some feathers You have been given Here to ruffle some feathers.
Crafted by nobody
Evie "Evie Blue " Loyal - 12 years, 1 month, 27 days ago
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