One of my fav. dumb blonde jokes:
A blonde is walking down the street when she sees a brunette jumping on and off train tracks saying "20" everytime her feet touch the ground. The blonde thinks that it looks like fun so she starts jumping on and off the train tracks next to the brunette saying "20" everytime her feet touch the ground. A train comes around the corner and starts coming towards the girls. The brunette jumps an extra jump backwards, so she's still jumping back and forth but she is no longer in danger. The blonde stays where she is and gets hit by the train. As soon as the train goes past the brunette starts jumping on and off the tracks again, saying "21" everytime her feet touch the ground....
Unknown "Silent Assassin" Purring - 16 years, 8 months, 3 days ago

Places I wish I could live:
1.) Ireland
2.) New Zealand
3.) Germany (already lived there once, but i wanna go back)
4.) Seattle, Washington
Unknown "Silent Assassin" Purring - 16 years, 8 months, 9 days ago

All that is gold does not glitter
Not all those who wander are lost
The old that is stong does not wither
Deep roots are not reached by the frost
From the ashes a fire shall be woken
A light from the shadows shall spring
Renewed shall be blade that was broken
The crownless again shall be king
-- J.R.R. Tolkein
Unknown "Silent Assassin" Purring - 16 years, 8 months, 9 days ago