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I reduced all the items in my shop...
Unknown "boooootiful" Content - 16 years, 9 months, 2 days ago
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So I started a new job yesterday and it was good. I was so nervous because I REALLY wanted this one. But damn it, I am really good at what I do....people love me. I'm excited for my second day, wish me luck.
Unknown "boooootiful" Content - 16 years, 9 months, 13 days ago
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Blowing Dad Up

A little boy wakes up three nights in a row when he hears a thumping sound coming from his parents’ bedroom. Finally, one morning he goes to his mom and says, “Mommy, every night I hear you and daddy making noise and when I look in you’re bouncing up and down on him.”

His mom is taken by surprise and says. “Oh… well I’m bouncing on his stomach because he’s fat and that makes him thin again.”

The boy says, “That won’t work.”

His mom says, “Why?”

The boy replies. “Because the lady next door comes by after you leave each day and blows him back up!”
Unknown "boooootiful" Content - 16 years, 9 months, 18 days ago
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Gift from an Angel

For decades, two heroic statues, one male and one female, faced each other in a city park, until one day an angel came down from heaven.

“You’ve been such exemplary statues,” he announced to them, “That I’m going to give you a special gift. I’m going to bring you both to life for thirty minutes, in which you can do anything you want.” And with a clap of his hands, the angel brought the statues to life.

The two approached each other a bit shyly, but soon dashed for the bushes, from which shortly emerged a good deal of giggling, laughter, and shaking of branches. Fifteen minutes later, the two statues emerged from the bushes, wide grins on their faces.

“You still have fifteen more minutes,” said the angel, winking at them.

Grinning even more widely the female statue turned to the male statue and said, “Great! Only this time you hold the pigeon down and I’ll crap on it’s head.”
Unknown "boooootiful" Content - 16 years, 9 months, 18 days ago
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One of these days
I'm gonna change my evil ways
Unknown "boooootiful" Content - 16 years, 9 months, 20 days ago
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You have been given You're Sweet.
Crafted by Unknown
Unknown "MPs Sexy Knight" - 16 years, 8 days ago
Pamela
last I che ked, he was very happy with me
You have been given Leave My Pets ALONE !!!.
Crafted by Matt Urquhart
Pamela "Fieldy" happy endings don't exist - 16 years, 1 month, 4 days ago
Alexander Graesser
random comment #20) here you go, thumbs
Alexander Graesser "Flambeaux" gone! - 16 years, 6 months ago
Sable Beckinsdales
Tricia.. post some new tales.. k? Need some up to date ones..
Sable Beckinsdales "NFS Sassy Sable" Serene - 16 years, 7 months, 29 days ago
Sable Beckinsdales
thumbed a lot of your pages and posts. :)
Sable Beckinsdales "NFS Sassy Sable" Serene - 16 years, 8 months, 5 days ago
Darren Zee
♥♥~Yeah, so I got an X-ray today and they found you in my heart. the dr. said if I took you out, I would die cause I could not live without you.. Give this heart ♥ to every person you care about including me if you care. Try to collect 12. Its not easy ♥♥.../
Darren Zee "Dragon Lord" Always open to suggestions - 16 years, 8 months, 25 days ago
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