HumanPets.com Free Online Hangout
Email:

Password:

Forgot your password?
Unknown | HumanPets.com - Free online hangout and friends
We don't have information about this Facebook user.
They need to sign up at HumanPets.com.
Myav
Myav owns this human at 2113 points.
Price:

Loyal

Unknown
"Foxy Lady"



Name:
Unknown
Last login: over 3 weeks ago
Location:

About me:
About you:
Looking for:
Orientation:
Herds (lead): Jokers
Frisky
Unknown
Unknown
"Blondie"
6825 pts
Petulant
Unknown
Unknown
"Hot Mamma"
130 pts
Serene
Unknown
Unknown
"LAO"
110 pts

Unknown
Unknown
"KITTY"
50 pts
Unknown's tales
Unknown
What's the difference between a Redhead and a Blonde? A Redhead is a Blonde with a head injury! LOL! Ouch... but I'm allowed to say it cause I'm a Redhead! Besides I think it's funny!!! I LMAO when I heard that one... hope you laughed as well! PEACE!
Unknown "Foxy Lady" Loyal - 16 years, 8 months, 19 days ago
Unknown
ROMANCE IS NOT DEAD...........

A Newfoundland Love Poem ( Who said Newfies weren't romantic?)

Of course I love ya darling
You're a bloody top notch bird
And when I say you're gorgeous
I mean every single word
So ya bum is on the big side
I don't mind a bit of flab
It means that when I'm ready
There's something there to grab
So your belly isn't flat no more
I tell ya, I don't care
So long as when I cuddle ya
I can get my arms round there
No woman who is your age
Has nice round perky breasts
They just gave in to gravity
But I know ya did ya best
I'm telling ya the truth no
I never tell ya lies
I think it's very sexy
That you've got dimples on ya thighs
I swear on me grannies grave now
The moment that we met
I thought U was as good as
I Was ever gonna get
No matter wot U look like
I'll always love ya dear
Now shut up while the hockey's on
And fetch another beer!!!!

LMAO...gotta love this! :) :) :)
Unknown "Foxy Lady" Loyal - 16 years, 8 months, 21 days ago
Unknown
HOW TO KILL A SOUTH DEKOTA EEL

Little Johnny was twelve years old, like other boys his age, rather curious he had been hearing quite a bit about "courting" from older boys and he wondered what it was and how it was done. One day he took his questions to his mother who became rather flustered. Instead of explaing things to Johnny she told him to hide behind a curtain one night and watch his older sister and her boyfriend. This he did. The following morning Johnny described everything to his mother.
She and her boyfriend sat and talked for a while and then he turned off most of the lights. Then he started to hug and kiss her. I figure sis must be getting sick because her face started looking funny. He must have thought so too because he put his hand under her blouse to feel her heart just like the doctor would except he's not as smart as the doctor because he seems to have trouble finding her heart.
I guess he was getting sick too because pretty soon they both started panting and getting all out of breathe, his other hand must have been cold because he put it under her skirt. About this time sis started getting worse, she began to moan and sigh and skirm around the couch. This was when the fever started. I know it was a fever because sis told him that she was very hot.
Finally I found out what was making them so sick - a big eel had gotten inside his pants somehow. It jumped out of his pants and stood there about 10 inches long. Honest! Anyway, she grabbed it in one hand to keep it from getting away.
When sis saw it she really got scared, her eyes got really big and her mouth fell open and she started calling God and stuff like that. She said it was the biggest one she ever saw. I should tell her about the ones down at the lake.
Anyway, sis got brave and tried to kill the eel by biting it's head off. All of a sudden she made a noise and let the eel go. I guess it bit her back. Then she grabbed it with both hands and held it tight while he took a muzzle out of his pocket and slipped it over the eel's head to keep it from biting her.
Sis laid back and spread her legs so that she could get a scissor lock on it, and he helped by lying on top of the eel. The eel put up a hell of a fight. Sis started groaning and squealing and her boyfriend almost upset the couch. I guess they wanted to kill the eel by squeezing it between them.
After a while they both quit moving and gave a great sigh. Her boyfriend got up and sure enough they had killed the eel. I know it was dead because it hung out. Sis and her boyfriend were a little tired from the battle, but they went on courting anyway. He started hugging and kissing her again and by golly the eel wasn't dead!!! It jumped straight up and started fighting again. I guess eels are like cats they have nine lives or something.
This time sis jumped up and tried killing the eel by sitting on it. After 35 minutes of struggling and stuff they finally killed the eel. I knew it was dead this time because I saw sis's boyfriend peel it's skin off and flush it down the toilet.
Sincerely yours,
Johnny - sis's brother
I heard this one when I was in High School and found it funny then and still do. Hope you laughed your ass off! Peace!
Unknown "Foxy Lady" Loyal - 16 years, 8 months, 27 days ago
Comments

Refresh 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 Next
Unknown

You have been given A BLOW JOB!.
Crafted by Unknown
Unknown "Hot Mamma" Petulant - 16 years, 3 months, 22 days ago
Unknown

You have been given a dark rose.
Unknown "LAO" Serene - 16 years, 7 months, 26 days ago
Unknown
You've offically been dubbed ceremoniously as...
You have been given Lady of the Wolves.
Crafted by
Unknown "LAO" Serene - 16 years, 7 months, 26 days ago
Unknown

You have been given i give you the moon.
Crafted by
Unknown "LAO" Serene - 16 years, 8 months, 20 days ago
Unknown
OOOPS I'm dumb just bought myself from you!! Sorry!!!Please buy me back your pet LAO.
Unknown "LAO" Serene - 16 years, 8 months, 20 days ago
Unknown
Thanks for shopping!!!
You have been given A fly-by thumbing.
Crafted by
Unknown "tipsy" Evasive - 16 years, 8 months, 20 days ago
Refresh 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 Next
Decentralized Finance DeFi Course
|
Metafora Web3 Social Network
|
Million Token Metaverse
|
Timelapse Software | Bookmark | Terms