Such fun! Safety first though (very un-pirate-like I know)

You have been given pet life jacket. Crafted by

Hmmmmm romantic dinner sounds awesome, but a fun-filled pirate adventure sounds pretty cool too. I think the pirate adventure will be a better story for the grandkids, so I'll go with that. :-)

sorry, i just bought u again for the fun of it, and maybe to get ur attention so u actually speak 2 me occasionally?
Speak soon hopefully
joe xxxxx

You have been given a pillow to rest on.

Wowzers, getting expensive! But I've nothing better to spend my fortune on. :-) Bidding war, schmidding war

Anything you want: You got it.