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Unknown "Shaney's" Loyal - 16 years, 10 months, 13 days ago

There are 2 types of pedestrians, the quick and the dead
Unknown "Shaney's" Loyal - 16 years, 10 months, 13 days ago

I think the worst time to have a heart attack is during a game of charades...or a game of fake heart attack
Unknown "Shaney's" Loyal - 16 years, 10 months, 13 days ago

A reporter interviewing a 104 –year old woman asked:
“And what do you think is the best thing about being 104?”
“No peer pressure,” she replied.
Unknown "Shaney's" Loyal - 16 years, 10 months, 13 days ago

How to Get Sick Leave

I urgently needed a few days off work, but I knew the Boss would not allow me to take leave. I thought that maybe if I acted "crazy" then he would tell me to take a few days off.

So, I hung upside-down on the ceiling and made funny noises. My co-worker (who's blonde) asked me what I was doing. I told her that I was pretending to be a light bulb so that the Boss might think I was "crazy" and give me a few days off.

A few minutes later the Boss came into the office and asked, "What on earth do you think you are you doing?"

I told him I was a light bulb.

He said, "You are clearly stressed out. Go home and recuperate for a couple of days."

I jumped down and walked out of the office...

When my co-worker (the blonde) followed me, the Boss asked her, "..And where do you think you're going?!"

She said, "I'm going home, too. I can't work in the dark.

Unknown "Shaney's" Loyal - 16 years, 10 months, 13 days ago