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Unknown "♥ Twiggy ♥" Carefree - 16 years, 7 months, 10 days ago

Luigino Celestino Di Agostino <<<< THE LEGEND HIMSELF
Unknown "♥ Twiggy ♥" Carefree - 16 years, 7 months, 16 days ago

Club classics out monday woop woop
Unknown "♥ Twiggy ♥" Carefree - 16 years, 7 months, 16 days ago

Do they have girl’s bathrooms in gay bars?

Why is it when we talk to God we are praying, but when God talks to us we are put into the loony bin?

Why can't you get a tan on your palms?

Why do dogs sniff other dog’s bottoms to say hello, why don’t they just bark in their face or something?

Why do companies offer you "free gifts?" Since when has a gift NOT been
free?

You know the expression, "Don't quit your day job?" Well what do you say to
people that work nights?

Which way does a compass point in space?

Why are people allowed to put naked statues outside but why can't we run outside naked?

If mars had earthquakes would they be called marsquakes?
Unknown "♥ Twiggy ♥" Carefree - 16 years, 7 months, 16 days ago

In that song, she'll be coming around the mountain, who is she?

"Have you ever noticed that if you rearranged the letters in mother in law, they come out to Woman Hitler?"

Isn't it funny how the word 'politics' is made up of the words 'poli' meaning 'many' in Latin, and 'tics' as in 'bloodsucking creatures’?

Why is it that when things get wet they get darker, even though water is clear??

If a fork were made of gold would it still be considered silverware?

If heat rises, then shouldn't hell be cold?

Unknown "♥ Twiggy ♥" Carefree - 16 years, 7 months, 16 days ago