Do they have girl’s bathrooms in gay bars?
Why is it when we talk to God we are praying, but when God talks to us we are put into the loony bin?
Why can't you get a tan on your palms?
Why do dogs sniff other dog’s bottoms to say hello, why don’t they just bark in their face or something?
Why do companies offer you "free gifts?" Since when has a gift NOT been
free?
You know the expression, "Don't quit your day job?" Well what do you say to
people that work nights?
Which way does a compass point in space?
Why are people allowed to put naked statues outside but why can't we run outside naked?
If mars had earthquakes would they be called marsquakes?
Unknown "♥ Twiggy ♥" Carefree
- 16 years, 1 month ago