James 3:10
out of the same mouth cometh forth blessing and cursing. My brethren, these things ought not so to be.

Unknown "StudMuffin" Uncertain - 16 years, 6 months, 2 days ago

1 John 1:9
If we confess our sins, he is faithful and just to forgive us our sins and to cleanse us from all unrighteousness.


Unknown "StudMuffin" Uncertain - 16 years, 8 months, 8 days ago

I am an easy going, laid back person. Anyone that knows me of course already knows that. I live my life for the glory of God, although I do slip up sometimes. My relationship with the Lord means a lot to me and is ever growing, as I try to go along with how the Lord wants us to live. I try to do what is right and what is expected of me. I try to live my life to the best of my abilities, although I tend to get lazy sometimes. I try not to ask for to much from people, but I do tend to expect a lot from people, mostly because I am very optimistic in people's abilities. I am very loyal and patient, sometimes to much for my own good. I try to make life as simple and as easy as possible. That's why I am working a part time job just to make paying my bills a little easier. Also, to help provide for basically two people so that we can both have a slightly easier time when it comes to money and to providing for both of our needs. Many say I am different then most, a caring, and overall a good person. I personally don't think I am anything special or different from the next guy, I'm just a normal guy. We all have our differences but that is what makes the world interesting. I always try make time for people no matter how busy I may get at times, I will usually go out of my way to tend to someone that needs someone. Even if that means putting my own feelings aside. To me one of the most important aspects of who we are as a person is our willingness to help others. I also like to be outdoors. Being out in God's creation makes me feel alive and is often times my place to get away from the drama of this world. Whether it may be running or biking, working in the yard, or like when I worked at the golf course. I just enjoy being outside. Unfortunately, my job I have now that doesn't allow for that much. I care a lot about my family and my friends. I know I am not perfect but I strive to keep all of my relationships healthy. The last thing that I would ever want to do is cross someone that means a lot to me. I guess that is all about who I am.

Unknown "StudMuffin" Uncertain - 16 years, 8 months, 10 days ago

Isaiah 40:31:
"But those that hope in the Lord will renew their strength. They will soar on wings like eagles; they will run and not get weary, they will walk and not faint."
Unknown "StudMuffin" Uncertain - 16 years, 8 months, 21 days ago

Prank Phone calls from "The Simpson's"

Moe: Moe's Tavern, Moe speaking.
Bart: Uh, yes, I'm looking for a Mrs. O'Problem? First name, Bea.
Moe: Uh, yeah, just a minute, I'll check. [calls] Uh, Bea O'Problem? Bea O'Problem! Come on guys, do I have a Bea O'Problem here?
Barney: You sure do! [everyone laughs]
Moe: Oh... [to phone] It's you, isn't it! Listen, you. When I get a hold of you, I'm going to use your head for a bucket and paint my house with your brains!

Moe: [answers the phone] Yeah, just a sec; I'll check. [calls] Amanda Hugginkiss? Hey, I'm lookin' fer Amanda Hugginkiss. Why can't I find Amanda Hugginkiss?
Barney: Maybe your standards are too high!
Moe: [to phone] You little S.O.B. Why, when I find out who you are, I'm going to shove a sausage down your throat and stick starving dogs in your butt!
Bart: My name is Jimbo Jones, and I live at 1094 Evergreen Terrace.
Moe: I knew he's slip up sooner or later!' He unsheathes a rusty knife and heads out of the tavern.

(Laura Powers with Bart)
Laura: Hello, I'd like to speak to Ms. Tinkle? First name... Ivana?
Moe: Ivana Tinkle, just a sec. [calls] Ivana Tinkle! Ivana Tinkle! Hey, everybody, put down your glasses. Ivana Tinkle!

This isn't at Moe's; Moe is taking over as the substitute teacher for Mrs. Krabappel's class during the strike
Moe: OK, when I call your name, uh, you say "present" or "here". Er, no, say "present". Ahem, Anita Bath?
[laughter from kids]
Moe: All right, settle down. Anita Bath here?
[laughter]
Moe: All right, fine, fine. Maya Buttreeks!
[more laughter]
Moe: Hey, what are you laughing at? What? Oh, oh, I get it, I get it. It's my big ears, isn't it, kids? Isn't it? Well, children, I can't help that!
Moe runs out of the classroom crying.

Burns: I'm looking for a Mr. Smithers, first name Wayland
Moe: Oh, so, you're looking for a Mr. Smithers, eh? First name Wayland, is it? Listen to me, you; when I catch you, I'm gonna pull out your eyes and stick 'em down your pants, so you can watch me kick the crap outta you, okay? Then I'm gonna use your tongue to paint my boat!

Homer: Hello, I'd like to speak with a Mr. Snotball, first name Eura
Moe: Eura Snotball?
Homer: What? How dare you! If I find out who this is, I'll staple a flag to your butt and mail you to Iran!

Homer is looking after Moe's.
Bart: I'd like to speak to a Mr. Tabooger, first name Ollie.
Homer: (excited) Ooh! My first prank call! What do I do?
Bart: Just ask if anyone knows Ollie Tabooger.
Homer: I don't get it.
Bart: Yell out "I'll eat a booger"
Homer: What's the gag?
Bart: Oh, forget it...


Unknown "StudMuffin" Uncertain - 16 years, 9 months ago