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My sister, Paula, and her husband, Chris, had just finished tucking their young ones into bed one evening when they heard crying coming from the children's room. Rushing in, they found Tommy crying hysterically.

He had accidentally swallowed a 5 cent coin and was sure he was going to die. No amount of talking could change his mind. Trying to calm him, Chris palmed a 5 cent coin that he happened to have in his pocket and pretended to remove it from Tommy's ear. Tommy, naturally, was delighted.

In a flash, he snatched it from his father's hand, swallowed it and demanded cheerfully - 'Do it again, Dad!'
Unknown "Jo's Lex" Tired - 16 years, 8 months, 10 days ago
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Joey and Katie are sitting in school.

Katie is sleeping and the teacher asks her a question.

"Katie, who created Heaven and Earth?" Joey sees Katie sleeping and quickly pokes her with a sharp pencil.

"Jesus Christ almighty! !" Exclaimed Katie.

"Correct." Says the teacher.

So the next day the same incident occurs and the same question comes up "Who created Heaven and Earth?" Katie (Again sleeping) is poked by Joey's pencil "Jesus Christ almighty!" she exclaims.

"Correct again." Says the teacher.

So the next day, for a 3rd time, The teacher asks Katie "What did Eve say to Adam when she had so many children?"

Katie (again sleeping) is poked by Joey's pencil again, and screams "If you stick that thing in me one more time I am going to crack it in half!"
Unknown "Jo's Lex" Tired - 16 years, 8 months, 12 days ago
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Little Red Riding Hood was walking through the woods when suddenly the Big Bad Wolf jumped out from behind a tree and, holding a machete to her throat, said, "Red, I'm going to screw your brains out!"

To that, Little Red Riding Hood calmly reached into her picnic basket and pulled out a magnum gun and pointed it at him and said, "No you're not! You're going to eat me, just like it says in the book!"
Unknown "Jo's Lex" Tired - 16 years, 8 months, 12 days ago
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A real friend is one who walks in when the rest of the world walks out.
Unknown "Jo's Lex" Tired - 16 years, 8 months, 12 days ago
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The Images of Mother:

4 YEARS OF AGE ~ My Mommy can do anything!
8 YEARS OF AGE ~ My Mom knows a lot! A whole lot!
12 YEARS OF AGE ~ My Mother doesn't really know quite everything.
14 YEARS OF AGE ~ Naturally, Mother doesn't know that, either.
16 YEARS OF AGE ~ Mother? She's hopelessly old-fashioned.
18 YEARS OF AGE ~ That old woman? She's way out of date!
25 YEARS OF AGE ~ Well, she might know a little bit about it.
35 YEARS OF AGE ~ Before we decide, let's get Mom's opinion.
45 YEARS OF AGE ~ Wonder what Mom would have thought about it?
65 YEARS OF AGE ~ Wish I could talk it over with Mom.
Unknown "Jo's Lex" Tired - 16 years, 8 months, 13 days ago
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random comment #553) *fried* You have been fried
Alexander Graesser "Flambeaux" gone! - 15 years, 10 months, 7 days ago
Anabelly Sanchez
Thanks for stopping by! I Thumbed all of your tales :D
Anabelly Sanchez "Sp0rked" Frisky - 16 years, 4 months, 27 days ago
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Well, u still hv 1 week.. so put in some hard work.... go for As.

Ohh.. I hardly visit his blog these days.. kinda busy. Yeah.. I made de same mistake too.. I was viewing and meant to pet .. guess wat? I accidently bought an exp. pet costed me over 100K. *fainted* Good thing she din stay long.. she was bought out. *phew*
Unknown "lexis =))" Carefree - 16 years, 4 months, 29 days ago
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Hows things? Yeah, my exam started alrdy. Today I rec'ved a one liner off9 msg fm ye cuzzie. Woah.. he must be having a bALL in MIT.

3 wks is for u to prepare ye exam not for u to slack.. so hey.. jyjy ok?
Unknown "lexis =))" Carefree - 16 years, 4 months, 29 days ago
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Yeha.. he told me he'll be leaving for airport at 3am. Bet ye wun seeing him off huh?

Hv fun and enjoy ye vacation. I look forward to mine man!! Exam next week. Haiz...
Unknown "lexis =))" Carefree - 16 years, 5 months, 4 days ago
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Y WeE??? 3 wks vacation is meant for u to prepare ye exam, isnt it?? Dun over played and neglect ye study mate. So, bet u'll be lonely when ye cuzzie goes away..

Ok..go on... play hard and study party hard too!!
Unknown "lexis =))" Carefree - 16 years, 5 months, 21 days ago
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