im sure you have heard of the movie "attack of the killer tomatoes", well this isnt going to be it. instead this is what happened while we were laughing.
when the movie first came it, it was but a joke. people laughed and joked even more about killer fruits. fruit bashing become rampant in communities the world over. the fruit hard lost its hard earned name as a respectable member of the food community. humanity let its guard down, and that is when they made their move.
no one knows how it had started or how they managed to plan it, but the fruits came at the humans full force. apples and oranges dropped from the skies caving in heads all over the us. coconuts and watermelons knocked out people with powerful attacks to the head. bananas raped whom ever they came across. even grapes got in on the action by suffocating all those stupid enough to stop and smell the flowers. no matter where man went, he wasnt safe. that is not until she came.
from the dust and and destruction came a lone cowgirl. with her trusty stead she took the battle to the fruits. stomping apples, choking pineapples, and biting the heads off the bananas she took on the fruits with such fury that you would think she was the right hand of the lord herself.
after countless days of squishing grapes and mauling mangoes, she grew tire. the watermelons proved to be an effective weapon as she was pummeled. before the final blow could be delivered, there rose a shadow approaching fast. the ground rumbled as amato stormed onto the scene leading a horde of starving rabbits. after the rabbits were finished, there was nothing left. amato went and lifted the cowgirl to safety and nursed her back to health with the blood of their fruit nemesis (juice). when the cowgirl came to, she gazed upon her hero, and they went off to a tropical island away from mankind and their mockery of fruits. they lived on a deserted island in the middle of the ocean for years and years.
until one night a coconut tree uprooted itself and stomped both of them to death.
Andy
"ScruffyZeJanitor"Cheeky
- 16 years, 3 months, 19 days ago
were you calling me an obsessive owner???? hes my boyfriend you cunt scab...what do you expect...just showing him some love like he deserves...why dont you stop being a fucking jackoff
Unknown
"♥Sexy Giggles"Seductive
- 16 years, 3 months, 20 days ago