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Playful
"♥ chelle ♥ "
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Unknown, 36/Female
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Last login: | over 3 weeks ago |
Local time: | 7:12 PM |
Join date: | 16 years, 11 months, 25 days ago |
Location: | Singapore
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"MInI MiChY" |
About me:
m To dE I To dE C To dE H To dE y
MiChY!!!~
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About you:
BUY Me buy me!! up somemore!!~!~!
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Looking for: | Friendship |
Orientation: | Straight
| Herds (lead): | hot stuff | Herds: | Sex Kittens, VIP - Very Important Pets, Careful...... We Bite, BOOTYLICIOUS!, SG Herd, Suicide Girls, hOt dOtz, DEDICATE SONGS... thumbn' ROCK | |
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Unknown's tales
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A man asked his wife, "What would you most like for your birthday?" She said, "I'd love to be ten again." On the morning of her birthday, he got her up bright and early and off they went to a theme park. He put her on every ride in the park, the Death Slide, The Screaming Loop, the Wall of Fear. Everything there was, she had a go. She staggered out of the theme park five hours later, her head spinning and her stomach upside down. Into McDonald's they went, where she was given a Double Big Mac with extra fries and a strawberry shake. Then off to a theater to see Star Wars and more hot dogs, popcorn, cola and sweets. At last she staggered home with her husband and collapsed into bed. Her husband leaned over and asked, "Well, dear, what was it like being ten again?" One eye opened and she groaned, "Actually I meant dress size."
Unknown "♥ chelle ♥ " Playful
- 15 years, 10 months, 6 days ago
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A young man excitedly tells his mother he's fallen in love and going to get married. He says, "Just for fun, Ma, I'm going to bring over three women and you try to guess which one I'm going to marry." The mother agrees. The next day, he brings three beautiful women into the house and sits them down on the couch. They all chat for a while. He then says, "Okay, Ma, guess which one I'm going to marry." She immediately replies, "The one in the middle." "That's amazing, Ma. You're right. How did you know?" asks the son. "I don't like her," says the mother.
Unknown "♥ chelle ♥ " Playful
- 15 years, 10 months, 6 days ago
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A couple decided to take their teenage daughter to a shopping mall in a nearby town one weekend. As they were getting ready to go, the girl came downstairs dressed in short shorts and a spaghetti string top. An anticipated fight broke out between her and the husband over her inappropriate attire. In order to keep the peace, the mother stepped in and reminded her husband that when they were young she had dressed the same way, as it was the style of the time. He said, "Yeah! Well if you remember right I had something to say about that, too!" "Yes dear," she said, "you did . . . you asked me for my phone number."
Unknown "♥ chelle ♥ " Playful
- 15 years, 10 months, 6 days ago
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A woman got on a bus holding a baby. The bus driver said: "That's the ugliest baby I've ever seen." In a huff, the woman slammed her fare into the fare box and took an aisle seat near the rear of the bus. The man seated next to her sensed that she was agitated and asked her what was wrong. "The bus driver insulted me," she fumed. The man sympathized and said: "Why, he's a public servant and shouldn't say things to insult passengers." "You're right," she said. "I think I'll go back up there and give him a piece of my mind." "That's a good idea," the man said. "Here, let me hold your monkey."
Unknown "♥ chelle ♥ " Playful
- 16 years, 11 months, 4 days ago
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A guy on a date parks and gets the girl in the back seat and they make love. The girl wants it again and the guy obliges her. She wants more and they do it again. She still wants more and the guy says "Excuse me a minute I have to relieve myself." While out of the car he notices a guy a half block away changing a flat. He asks the guy "Look, I've got this gal in my car and I've given it to her four or five times and she still wants more. I'll change your flat if you'll take over for me." The guy does and is just getting in the high numbers when a cop knocks on the window and shines a light on them. The cop asks "What're you doing in there?" The guy says "I'm making love to my wife." The cop asks "Why don't you do that at home?" The guy answers "To tell you the truth, I didn't know it was my wife until you shined the light on her." ISN FROM ME THOUGH. WAS SENT BY A FRIEND=)
Unknown "♥ chelle ♥ " Playful
- 16 years, 11 months, 4 days ago
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