Ok so I returned briefly and discovered someone bought me out from the owner I was with. He doesn't use HP anymore I think. So if any of my friends on facebook would like to buy me go ahead.
Unknown "Yummalish" Uncertain - 16 years, 2 months, 20 days ago

Prepare now for the Beijing Olympics.

Learn Chinese in 5 minutes (You MUST read them aloud) English - Chinese


That's not right! Sum Ting Wong

Are you harbouring a fugitive? Hu Yu Hai Ding

See me ASAP ; Kum Hia Nao

Stupid Man Dum Fuk

Small Horse Tai Ni Po Ni

Did you go to the beach? Wai Yu So Tan

I bumped into a coffee table! Ai Bang Mai Fu Kin Ni

I think you need a face lift! Chin Tu Fat

It's very dark in here! Wai So Dim

I thought you were on a diet! Wai Yu Mun Ching

This is a tow away zone! No Pah King

Our meeting is scheduled for next week! Wai Yu Kum Nao

Staying out of sight Lei Ying Lo

He's cleaning his automobile Wa Shing Ka

Your body odour is offensive Yu Stin Ki Pu

Great Fa Kin Su Pa


Unknown "Yummalish" Uncertain - 16 years, 4 months, 27 days ago

Gizmo isn't happy about G-A-Y leaving the Astoria & has decided to leave home & ask me to put him up for, so I put a sign up at G-A-Y saying "Talking Dog For Sale." A customer saw the sign & asked to meet Gizmo

"You talk?" the customer asks.

"Yep," Gizmo replies.

"So, what's your story?"

Gizmo looks up and says, "Well, I discovered that I could talk when I was pretty young. I wanted to help the government, so I told the MI5 about my gift, and in no time at all they had me jetting from country to country, sitting in rooms with spies and world leaders, because no one figured a dog would be eavesdropping. I was one of their most valuable spies for eight years running."

"But the jetting around really tired me out, and I knew I wasn't getting any younger so I decided to settle down. I signed up for a job at the airport to do some undercover security wandering near suspicious characters and listening in."

"I uncovered some incredible dealings and was awarded a batch of medals and now I'm just retired."

The customer is amazed & asked me what I want for Gizmo.

"£10" I said.

"£10? This dog is amazing. Why on earth are you selling him so cheap?"

"Because he's a damn liar. He never did any of that stuff."
Unknown "Yummalish" Uncertain - 16 years, 4 months, 28 days ago

First to Leave a comment will get something special from me!
Unknown "Yummalish" Uncertain - 16 years, 5 months, 17 days ago

Decided to come back on but on and off!
Unknown "Yummalish" Uncertain - 16 years, 7 months, 5 days ago