I love my Girlfriend Caroline and i am thinking about something in secret for when she comes back from her trip... hehehehehe would you like to know LOL
Unknown "Not for sale" Sparkling - 16 years, 9 months, 10 days ago

I am So happy... got a new Job Today the 19th of Feb yes this is my reminder to be grate full every day for the job i have and to make the biggest success of it ..............
Unknown "Not for sale" Sparkling - 16 years, 9 months, 10 days ago

One day a father gets out of work and on his way home he suddenly remembers that it's his daughter's birthday. He pulls over to a toy shop and asks the salesperson, "How much for one of those Barbie's in the display window?"
The salesperson answers, "Which one do you mean, sir? We have: Work Out Barbie for $19.95, Shopping Barbie for $19.95, Beach Barbie for $19.95, Disco Barbie for $19.95, Ballerina Barbie for $19.95, Astronaut Barbie for $19.95, Skater Barbie for $19.95, and Divorced Barbie for $265.95."

The amazed father asks: Why is the Divorced Barbie $265.95 and the others only $19.95?

The annoyed salesperson rolls her eyes, sighs, and answers:
"Sir..., Divorced Barbie comes with: Ken's Car, Ken's House, Ken's Boat, Ken's Furniture, Ken's Computer and..... one of Ken's Friends.
Unknown "Not for sale" Sparkling - 16 years, 9 months, 24 days ago

The 1st kind of sex is called: Smurf Sex.
* This kind of sex happens when you first meet someone and you both have sex until you are blue in the face.

The 2nd kind of sex is called: Kitchen Sex.
* This is when you have been with your partner for a short time and you are so needy you will have sex anywhere, even in the kitchen.

The 3rd kind of sex is called: Bedroom Sex.
* This is when you have been with your partner for a long time. Your sex has gotten routine and you usually have sex only in your bedroom.

The 4th kind of sex is called: Hallway Sex
* This is when you have been with your partner for too long. When you pass each other in the hallway you both say "screw you."

The 5t h kind of sex is called: Religious Sex,
* Which means you get Nun in the morning, Nun in the afternoon and Nun at night.(Very Popular)

The 6th kind is called Courtroom Sex.
* This is when you cannot stand your wife any more. She takes you to court and screws you in front of everyone.

And; Last, but not least,
The 7th kind of sex is called: Social Security Sex,
* You get a little each month. But not enough to enjoy your self
Unknown "Not for sale" Sparkling - 16 years, 9 months, 24 days ago

My next mode of transportation........... Yes i can dream BIG i am a go getter i will achieve my GOALS
Unknown "Not for sale" Sparkling - 16 years, 9 months, 24 days ago