Saw this and thought of you! x

You have been given I AM GETTING BORED!. Crafted by Unknown

Thanks, you better get round here with a shovel for when it stars cra......

Thought you would like this but not sure where you are going to keep it! x

You have been given pet elephant. Crafted by Unknown

cause it's small and different a bit like moi...

You have been given Here, have a weird fluffy thing.. Crafted by AC -

JUST FOR THE FUN OF IT!

bY THE WAY YOUR TALES NEED TO GO IN THE TALE SECTION. mOR THUMBS AND MORE POINTS TO GO TO THE MARKET AND GET ME A PRESSIE!X

You have been given A Kitty Sing-A-Long. Crafted by Wonderbunn

Three women die together in an accident and go to heaven.

When they get there, St. Peter says, 'We only have one rule here in
heaven: don't step on the ducks!'

So they enter heaven, and sure enough, there are ducks all over the
place. It is almost impossible not to step on a duck, and although they
try their best to avoid them, the first woman accidentally steps on one.

Along comes St. Peter with the ugliest man she ever saw.

St. Peter chains them together and says, 'Your punishment for stepping
on a duck is to spend eternity chained to this ugly man!'

The next day, the second woman steps accidentally on a duck and along
comes St. Peter, who doesn't miss a thing. With him is another extremely
ugly man. He chains them together with the same admonishment as for the
first woman.

The third woman has observed all this and, not wanting to be chained for
all eternity to an ugly man, is very, VERY careful where she steps.

She manages to go months without stepping on any ducks, but one day St.
Peter comes up to her with the most handsome man she has ever laid eyes
on . very tall, long eyelashes, muscular, and thin.

St. Peter chains them together without saying a word.

The happy woman says, 'I wonder what I did to deserve being chained to
you for all of eternity?'

The guy says, 'I don't know about you, but I stepped on a duck!'