Why won't you care at my funeral?!?!?!

RULES:
1) Put your music player on shuffle
2) For each question press the 'next' button to get your answer
3) YOU MUST WRITE THAT SONG NAME DOWN NO MATTER HOW SILLY IT SOUNDS.

if someone says "that's okay" you say;
Captain Jack (Billy Joel)

what would best describe your personality;
Love Me Do (The Beatles)

what do you like in a guy or girl;
Ch-Check it out (Beastie Boys)

how do you feel today;
No Place Like London (Sweeny Todd sountrack)

what is your life's purpose;
Enemies With Me (2Pac)

what is your motto;
Gravedigger (Dave Matthews Band)

what do your friends think of you;
School Spirit (Kanye West)

what do you think of often;
I'm a slave 4 you (Britney Spears)

what do you think of your best friend;
Mr. Jones (Counting Crows)

what do you think of the person you like;
Typical Situation (Dave Matthews Band)

what is your life story;
Baby Grand (Billy Joel)

what do you want to be when you grow up;
Track 12 (Unknown) Ha!

what do you think when you see the person you like;
Just the Way You Are (Billy Joel)

what do your parents think of you?;
Beautiful Girls (Sean Kingston) - damm straight!

how will you feel at your funeral;
We don't care (Kanye West)

what will they play at your wedding;
Why Georgia (John Mayer) ????

what is your hobby or interest
Spring time for Hitler (The Producers)

what is your biggest fear;
Ladies in their sensitivities (Sweeny Todd)

what is your biggest secret;
Over Drive (Foo Fighters)
Unknown "yatur" Purring - 16 years, 8 months, 21 days ago

Things that I like, and you don't:

*Coconut
*Tomato Juice
*Peanut and peanut related products
*Conan O'brien
*Dirty Martinies
*Sudoku puzzles
*7/11 coffee (especially the vanilla nut)
*Driving down sunset blvd (but not cruising, becuase that is forbidden)
*Boys with thick necks
*Summer
*Winter
*Seasons, in general
*Spicy food
*cats
*babies
*cat babies (kittens, I believe)
*Old school hip hop
*Going home

Unknown "yatur" Purring - 16 years, 9 months, 25 days ago

My stalker is my lover:

My stalker is my lover, my lover is my coworker. My stalker is always there, staring at me through her bangs, her eyes glaring through the only picture of her that she likes. My stalker is always perched at the top left side of "last viewed your profile", nesting confortably but always always there. 14 minutes ago. 10 . 13. My stalker treats me well, showers me with gifts and doesn't let anyone come near.

I fear and anticipate the moment when I hit refresh, for another thumb is added to my page. And there she is. Last viewed. 2 minutes ago.

My stalker is my lover is my co worker.


Unknown "yatur" Purring - 16 years, 10 months, 10 days ago

And this one is called : Who needs a man when you have an iphone-

Who needs a man when you have an iphone? My iphone quivers at my single touch. Just a slight brush from my delicate fingers and he is at my service. My iphone loves it when I cradle him in the palm of my hand, where he feels safe. I buy him screen protectors (for 15.99$!!!!) and he repays me with his endless love. My iphone glows with excitment every time he hears me approach. His little icons wiggle with excitment (new feature) when he anticipates my touch. He doesn't ask me to put things in my purse - instead he holds all my music, photos and secret desires. Day or night, rain or shine, my iphone will always be there for me. Providing there is wireless internet around. And the battery isn't low.
Yea - like you're perfect???



Unknown "yatur" Purring - 16 years, 10 months, 11 days ago

This is a poem called "Why are people so loud": ahem ahem-

Why, oh why, are people so loud? On a Monday morning (Or a Tuesday after a 3 day weekend). Why are you raising your voice when telling me what you did last night? is it because you think I might -
not hear you?
Sometimes I just want you all to leave me be with my coffee and my deepest thoughts before the clock strikes ten. And its not like I want you to talk to me then.

Note from the author - I am usually a happy and cheerful person. Just not today. And not as long as people don't shut up.
Unknown "yatur" Purring - 16 years, 10 months, 11 days ago