~Its my bday!!! happy birthday to myself!!!
Unknown "Ben's Yanley" Sexy - 15 years, 9 months, 19 days ago

Pulau Redang Dive trip 11th-15th June 2008

This time round the trip was 5D4N. It was a lot longer but well it also meant that we could clock more dives. Got my rescue course on this trip too... Surprisingly its an important course but then no one actually say its something that you need to know. Well am definately glad I did it.

I was like the target board for disturbances... The whole group 8, other than the two girls and a guy... all were targeting me... later even the resort people joined in... I guess like what Irwan said... I have this printed on my forehead "Please abuse me"

Was still sick when I went on this trip, lucky I could still do all the dives

Blog:
http://yanley.multiply.com/video/item/32/Clownfish_playing_hide_Seek_wi th_me_at_Pulau_Redang_dive_trip_11th-15th_2008
Video of clownfish : http://yanley.multiply.com/video/item/32/Clownfish_playing_hide_Seek_with_me_at_Pula u_Redang_dive_trip_11th-15th_2008
Video of turtle swimming away : http://yanley.multiply.com/video/item/33/Turtle_swimming_away_taken_on_Pulau_Redang_ Dive_trip_11th-15th_June_2008
Video of turtle swimming past me : http://yanley.multiply.com/video/item/34/Turtle_swimming_towards_me_taken_at_Pulau_R edang_dive_trip_11th-15th_June_2008
Video of turtle feasting away :http://yanley.multiply.com/video/item/35/Turtle_feasting_away_taken_on_Pulau_Redang _Dive_trip_11th-15th_June_2008
Video of school of fish : http://yanley.multiply.com/video/item/36/A_whole_school_of_snapper_taken_on_Pulau_Re dang_dive_trip_11th-15th_June_2008
Unknown "Ben's Yanley" Sexy - 15 years, 10 months, 11 days ago

Totally agree with this, so far I am only having some of those SHOULDs...

A WOMAN SHOULD HAVE...
enough money within her control to move out
and rent a place of her own,
even if she never wants to or needs to...

A WOMAN SHOULD HAVE...
something perfect to wear if the employer,
or date of her dreams wants to see her in an hour...

A WOMAN SHOULD HAVE...
a youth she's content to leave behind....

A WOMAN SHOULD HAVE...
a past juicy enough that she's looking forward to
retelling it in her old age....

A WOMAN SHOULD HAVE...
a set of screwdrivers, a cordless drill, and a black lace bra...

A WOMAN SHOULD HAVE...
one friend who always makes her laugh... and one who lets her cry...

A WOMAN SHOULD HAVE...
a good piece of furniture not previously owned by anyone else in her family...

A WOMAN SHOULD HAVE...
eight matching plates, wine glasses with stems,
and a recipe for a meal,
that will make her guests feel honored...

A WOMAN SHOULD HAVE...
a feeling of control over her destiny...

EVERY WOMAN SHOULD KNOW...
how to fall in love without losing herself..

EVERY WOMAN SHOULD KNOW...
how to quit a job,
break up with a lover,
and confront a friend without;
ruining the friendship...

EVERY WOMAN SHOULD KNOW...
when to try harder... and WHEN TO WALK AWAY...

EVERY WOMAN SHOULD KNOW...
that she can't change the length of her calves,
the width of her hips, or the nature of her parents..

EVERY WOMAN SHOULD KNOW...
that her childhood may not have been perfect...but its over...

EVERY WOMAN SHOULD KNOW...
what she would and wouldn't do for love or more...


EVERY WOMAN SHOULD KNOW...
how to live alone... even if she doesn't like it...


EVERY WOMAN SHOULD KNOW...
whom she can trust,
whom she can't,
and why she shouldn't take it personally...

EVERY WOMAN SHOULD KNOW...
where to go...
be it to her best friend's kitchen table...
or a charming inn in the woods...
when her soul needs soothing...

EVERY WOMAN SHOULD KNOW...
what she can and can't accomplish in a day...
a month...and a year...

Unknown "Ben's Yanley" Sexy - 15 years, 10 months, 13 days ago

Finally got all my photos of my LOB up.

Blog:http://yanley.multiply.com/journal/item/46/My_first_LOB_on_MV_Samudera_Quest_ to_Pulau_Aur_11th-13th_April_2008

Photos : http://yanley.multiply.com/journal/item/46/My_first_LOB_on_MV_Samudera_Quest_to_Pula u_Aur_11th-13th_April_2008

Unknown "Ben's Yanley" Sexy - 16 years, 7 days ago

VODKA


This is too funny - I still have tears in my eyes! Finally, a chain letter
that I don't mind forwarding.


It's funny (don't break chain)


A new priest at his first mass was so nervous he could hardly speak.


After mass he asked the monsignor how he had done.


The monsignor replied, 'When I am worried about getting nervous on the
pulpit, I put a glass of vodka next to the water glass. If I start to get
nervous, I take a sip.'


So next Sunday he took the monsignor's advice.

At the beginning of the sermon, he got nervous and took a drink.


He proceeded to talk up a storm.


Upon his return to his office after the mass, he found the following note on
the door:

1) Sip the vodka, don't gulp.

2) There are 10 commandments, not 12.

3) There are 12 disciples, not 10.

4) Jesus was consecrated, not constipated.

5) Jacob wagered his donkey, he did not bet his ass.

6) We do not refer to Jesus Christ as the late J.C.

7) The Father, Son, and Holy Ghost are not referred to as Daddy, Junior and
the spook.

8) David slew Goliath; he did not kick the shit out of him.

9) When David was hit by a rock and was knocked off his donkey, don't say he
was stoned off his ass.

10)We do not refer to the cross as the 'Big T.'

11)When Jesus broke the bread at the last supper he said, 'Take this and eat
it for it is my body.' He did not say 'Eat me'.

12)The Virgin Mary is not called 'Mary with the Cherry'..

13)The recommended grace before a meal is not: Rub-A-Dub-Dub thanks for the
grub, Yeah God.

14)Next Sunday there will be a taffy pulling contest at St. Peter's not a
peter pulling contest at St. Taffy's.
Unknown "Ben's Yanley" Sexy - 16 years, 11 days ago