Once upon a time,in a land far far away,a PET called Debbie wandered around her little cottage in search of blueberries for her mother to be made into blueberry pies.Since Debbie was a terrible cook,her only task was to collect those cute berries.
SUDDENLY,a strange hissing noise can be heard just a few feet behind her.Scared,Debbie slowly turned around............to find................the longest,biggest,most terrifying Spitfyre Snake she had ever seen!!!!!
Debbie got so scared that she couldn't even make a sound,a cry for help.
The snake was poised up to her eye level......Ready to strike!!
Hoof sounds and a sudden loud neigh can be heard from a short distance!
"HELP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"Debbie shouted."THIS F***ING SNAKE IS GONNA BITE ME!!!!"
"WHOMEVER THAT IS WITH THAT FREAKIN' HORSE,U BETTER GET UR ARSE HERE BEFORE I DROP DEAD AND DIE AND HAUNT YOU FOR THE REST OF YOUR MISERABLE LIFE!!"
A handsome prince from the land of PETCOVIC rode as fast as he could on his white pony with tiny braids to rescue Debbie,the damsel in distress.
"FINALLY!WHAT TOOK U SO LONG!"Bellowed Debbie."CHOP THE SNAKE'S HEAD OFF!"
"Yes Miss,whatever you say Miss..."Said the Prince.
He drew up his sword with great aplomb and with a few tricky moves,he sliced off the snake's head with a single blow!
"Show off."Said Debbie.
The Prince just smiled and Debbie's heart just melted into a puddle of goo.
Together,they trotted off into the sunset on the pony with tiny braids.
And they live HAPPILY ever after.......................
Unknown "DebbieWebbie" Lazy
- 16 years, 4 months, 9 days ago
