Grandmas Don't Know Everything

Little Tony was staying with his grandmother for a few days. He'd been playing outside with the other kids for a while when he came into the house and asked her, 'Grandma, what's that called when two people sleep in the same room and one is on top of the other?'

She was a little taken aback, but she decided to just tell him the truth. 'It's called sexual intercourse, darling.' Little Tony just said, 'Oh, OK,' and went back outside to play with the other kids.

A few minutes later he came back in and said angrily, 'Grandma, it isn't called sexual intercourse. It's called Bunk Beds.
And Jimmy's Mom wants to talk to you.'
Unknown "mZ fENTON" Intrigued - 16 years, 5 months, 17 days ago

Computer Problem
I was having trouble with my computer. So I called Eric, the 11
year old next door, whose bedroom looks like Mission Control and
asked him to come over. Eric clicked a couple of keys and solved
the problem.
As he was walking away, I called after him, 'So, what was wrong?
He replied, 'It was an ID ten T error.'
I didn't want to appear stupid, but nonetheless inquired, 'An,
ID ten T error? What's that? In case I need to fix it again.'
Eric grinned.... 'Haven't you ever heard of an ID ten T error
before?'
'No,' I replied.
'Write it down,' he said, 'and I think you'll figure it out.'
So I wrote down: I D 1 0 T
I used to like Eric............
Unknown "mZ fENTON" Intrigued - 16 years, 6 months, 28 days ago

A married couple in their early 60s
was celebrating their 40th wedding anniversary in a quiet, romantic
little restaurant.
Suddenly, a tiny yet beautiful fairy appeared on
their table.

She said, 'For being such an exemplary
married couple and for being loving to each other for all this
time, I will grant you each a wish.'

The wife answered, 'Oh, I
want to travel around the world with my darling husband.'

The fairy waved her magic wand and - poof! - two tickets
for the Queen Mary II appeared in her hands.

The husband thought for a moment: 'Well, this is all very romantic, but an
opportunity like this will never come again. I'm sorry my love,
but my wish is to have a wife 30 years younger than me.'

The wife, and the fairy,
were deeply disappointed, but a wish is a wish.

So the
fairy waved her magic wand and poof!...the husband became 92 years old.


The moral of this story: Men who are ungrateful beep beep
should remember fairies are female.....
Unknown "mZ fENTON" Intrigued - 16 years, 6 months, 28 days ago

Three old guys are out walking.
First one says, 'Windy, isn't it?'
Second one says, 'No, it's Thursday!'
Third one says, 'So am I. Let's go get a beer.'
Unknown "mZ fENTON" Intrigued - 16 years, 6 months, 28 days ago

NEVER CHOKE IN A RESTAURANT IN THE SOUTH

Two hillbillies walk into a bar. While having a shot
of whisky, they talk about their moonshine operation.

Suddenly, a woman at a nearby table, who is eating a
sandwich, begins to cough. And, after a minute or so, it becomes apparent that
she is in real distress. One of the hillbillies looks at her and says, 'Kin ya
swallar?'
The woman shakes her head no.
Then he asks, 'Kin ya breathe?'

The woman begins to turn blue and shakes her head no.
The hillbilly walks over to the woman, lifts up her
dress, yanks down her drawers and quickly gives her right butt cheek a lick
with his tongue. The woman is so shocked that she has a violent spasm and
the obstruction flies out of her mouth. As she begins to breathe again, the

Hillbilly walks slowly back to the bar.
His partner says, 'Ya know, I'd heerd of that there
'Hind Lick Maneuver' but I ain't niver seed nobody do it!'
Unknown "mZ fENTON" Intrigued - 16 years, 7 months, 20 days ago