What lies behind us and what lies before us are tiny matters
compared to what lies within us

Unknown "Bokkie " Content - 16 years, 1 month, 9 days ago

If you don't like something change it; if you can't change it, change the way you think about it.
Unknown "Bokkie " Content - 16 years, 1 month, 24 days ago

Hugging has no unpleasant side effects and is all natural.
There are no batteries to replace,
it's inflation-proof and non-fattening
with no monthly payments.
It's non-taxable, non-polluting,
and is, of course, fully refundable.

Unknown "Bokkie " Content - 16 years, 2 months, 16 days ago

God is sitting in Heaven when a scientist says to Him, "Lord, we don't need you anymore. Science has finally figured out a way to create life out of nothing.

In other words, we can now do what you did in the 'beginning'."

"Oh, is that so? Tell me..." replies God.

"Well, " says the scientist, "we can take dirt and form it into the likeness of You and breathe life into it, thus creating man."

"Well, that's interesting, show Me."

So the scientist bends down to the earth and starts to mold the soil.

"Oh no, no, no..." interrupts God, "get your own soil."
Unknown "Bokkie " Content - 16 years, 2 months, 17 days ago

A man was seated next to a little girl on the airplane when when he turned to her and said, 'Let's talk. Flights go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger.'
The little girl, said to the man, 'What would you like to talk about?'
Oh, I don't know', he answered, 'How about nuclear power?'
'OK', she said. 'That could be an interesting topic.. But let me ask you a question first.
A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat grass, the same stuff.
Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out a flat patty, and a horse produces clumps of dried grass.
Why do you suppose that is?'
The man thinks about it and says, 'Hmmm, I have no idea.'
So the girl says, 'Do you feel qualified to discuss nuclear power when you don't know shit?'

Unknown "Bokkie " Content - 16 years, 2 months, 17 days ago