Tips for the ladies in year 2008
1. Aspire to be Barbie - the b *itch has everything.
2. If the shoe fits - buy one in every colour.
3. Take life with a pinch of salt... a wedge of lime, and a shot of tequila.
4. In need of a support group? - Cocktail hour with the girls!
5. Go on the 30 day diet. (I'm on it and so far I've lost 15 days).
6. When life gets you down - just put on your big girl panties and deal with it.
7. Let your greatest fear be that there is no PMS and this is just my personality.
8. I know I'm in my own little world, but it's ok. They know me here.
9. Lead me not into temptation, I can find it myself.
10. Don't get your knickers in a knot, it solves nothing; and makes you walk funny.
11. When life gives you lemons in 2008 - turn it into lemonade then mix it with vodka.
12. Remember every good looking; sweet, single male
is someone else's ex-boyfriend!
Now smile and send to any girl wasting time at work, suffering from a hangover,
or just suffering from work, that might need a reason to smile
Unknown "LK's ms. m." Loyal
- 16 years, 8 months, 28 days ago
