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..........Persons:1- Commander PiroTH \m/
2- Prince Festekov Rodriguez
3- Lord Zaygoot
4- Vampire Niii (aka: MOLOKHEYA!!!)
5- Ray Van Helsing
6- princesse Ry Kutchington of Kutchingy kutchingham!!!
7- fat hobbit of hobbiton

..........Place :Castle of Mordor - Graveyard

..........Economical state of Rohan: big improvements have occured!!!

Review : Previously on MEDIEVAL WARS: RAGING THE WAR AGAINST THE ORCS....
suddenly lord zaygoot crashes in with a matwa in his hand and a moos in the other with red eyes:S
events:
Zaygoot: who turned off the lights!!!! WHO TURNED OFF THE LIGHTS!!!
PiroTh : u IMBECILE!!!! u have shaving cream all over ur face, IDIOT!!!
zaygoot: aww, BGAD???
piroth : DUH!!!!
ZAYGOOT: ahhh, it's just that my new (awesome ;) ) GILETTE MACH 3 POWER TURBO!!! DUDDEEEEEEE !!!
piroth : yh dat thing's pretty cool :D:D WUT R U DOING HERE AREN'T U SUPPOSED TO BE BETRAYIN THE KINGDOM!!!
zaygoot: ah yh riteeee .... SO HOW DO U WANNA DIE!!!
piroth : i was thinkin maybe i'd die eaten by a bunny or somethin... u know wut u shd make me suffer!!!
zaygoot: BRING OUT THE CATAPULTS!!!!
piroth : u wanna vanish me out of existence or just kill me!!??
( as the piroth and zaygoot struggle for mankind's existence, princesse Ry walks in!!! )
zaygoot: DAMNNN MOZZA!!!!
piroth : why thank u am flattered :$
zaygoot: NOT U, u ******* **** ****** ****************** %&^%^&%$$%%^%&*^(*&^*&%&$^%#@^%$%$^%#^%$^% TIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITTTTTTTTTT!!!!!
PIROTH : OK OK COOL IT MAN!!!
piroth : wow MOZZA!! :D
ry : I am Ry Kutchington of Kutchingy kutchingham, daughter of the big KUTCH!!! i come in ur peacefull lands to seek redemption of the gr8 ashton!!
piroth : i can be an ashton :P:P
zaygoot: how u doin :D:D
ry : hey u :P forget abt ashton, HOW U DOIN :D
piroth : so let us get back to the subject at hand, PLEASE!!!
zaygoot: yh yh, how u doin :D:D
piroth : HM HM!!!! ZAYGOOT MAY I SEE U FOR A SEC OUTSIDE!!!
zaygoot: wut the TIIIIIT do u want man!!!
piroth : pay some attention, we were discussin something here, U WERE SUPPOSED TO KILL ME FOR GOD'S SAKE!!!
zaygoot: yh rite ok (then zaygoots reaches out for his matwa and stabs piroth)
piroth : ouch
ry : WUT IS GOIN ON!!!
ZAYGOOT: nothing i just killed him :D
ry : aww good riddance :D
( as zaygoot and ry where discussing the misert of piroth's death, ray and festek walk in!!)
ray : man dun give the ring METALLICA!!!
festek : ok so wut if i give him metallica!! no big deal!!
ray : hey isn dat piroth dead on the floor??
festek : yh
ray : so as i was sayin, 7ALA2A WON'T GET METALLICA!!!
(ray's fone rings of all the sudden!!)
ray : hellowwwwww
ray's ma : DID U MAKE UR ROOM!!
ray : yes ma i'll tell em
ray's ma : TELL WHO WHAT!! COME HERE AND MAKE UR ROOM!!!
ray : yo peeps!! party at my place dis saturday!!! LET'S GET READY TO PAR-TAY!!!!
ray's ma : WUT R U DOIN, U AIN'T THROWIN ANY PARTY!!
ray : wut's dat ma?? drinks on u!! yo drinks on the house!!!
ray's ma : U R GETTIN DECAPITATED!!!
ray : why thank u ma luv u 2 :D
ray's ma : WHY U LIL!!!
ray : ok ma bye!
festek : is ur demented cousin coming!!
ray : yh think so
festek : rite on!! BRING ON THE PSYCHOPATHS!!!
piroth : U DORKS SOMEONE HELP ME!!!
ray : do u hear a bug??
festek : I DOES HERETH THEE BUG!!!
ray : doth u help thy bug!!??
festek : i doth not help thy bug!! can't res him :P
ray : piroth, res 5k!!
piroth : HELL NO
ray : ok no res for u!!
piroth : comon maan
(mean while, NII Ventures in the dark forest having hobbitton in sight!!)
FAT : wut makes u come to our lands, outlaw!!!!
nii : non o yo business!!
FAT : nah rely :D
nii : oki, i come to seek shelter from ray van helsing!!
FAT : the Ray Van helsing!!
nii : HE IS AN IDIOT!!!!
FAT : tell me abt it :P:P
(suddenly ray is seen from far runnin with the wooden steak, aiming toward the vampire!!!)
nii : well well if it isn the grea
Unknown "Duckster" Lonely - 16 years, 10 months, 25 days ago
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.............Persons: 1- Commander Pirolysis
...................................................2- Prince Festek
...................................................3- Lord Zaygoot
...................................................4- Nina The Vampire \m/
...................................................5- Ray Van Helsing

.............Place: Mordor, mordor's Backyard.... i mean GRAVE YARD :p:D

.............Economical State Of Rohan: STILL LIKE SHIT just got worse :S

review:
last week on MEDIEVAL WARS: RAGING THE WAR AGAINST THE ORCS....
while prince festek goes out, chief piro spots from his balcony a female intruder going to the throne.......

events:
Piro: i knew lord zaygoot wasn't gonna get it to ground (mesh 7aygebha el barr:P:D)....... he's helped the vampire get in:S.... ooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh what will i do???? what will i do???? i'm so young and handsome to die:S:S
(suddenly prince fetek comes in.... again:D)
festek: warchief... i've spotted the wretched vampire going in... what do u intend to do??
piro: put the chicken in a safe place!!!!
festek: u've already done that warchief it's in ur stomach along with every chicken of it's familly..
piro: uhm.......... yeh right. so we need to be prepared for the grand encounter!!!
festek: it's a vampire warchief not a mammoth..
piro: still.... BRING OUT THE CATAPULTS
festek: oh my god, burn me alive and call me susan:D IT'S A VAMPIRE U FREAK!!!
piro: ok ok i get it, just a vampire, yes:D
(knock knock knock)
piro: IT'S OPEN
strange voice: i have come to negotiate warchief...
piro: who is this!!!!?
(the warchief and the prince can only see a female figure..... but no details yet)
festek: SHOW URSELF
strange voice: u see me now:D hahahahaha...... i vill suck both of ur bloodddddd.. BLA BLA BLINK!!
piro: vampire nina.... such a long time no see
festek: what is she doing here!!!! why is she here!!!
piro: relax prince festek.... she's the one who gave me the space ship as a gift from her realm..
nina: hope u appreciate it!!!
piro: naaahhh, right:P
nina: u have to get this new slayer out of my sight or i'll feed him to the chicken
piro: what slayer???
festek: uhm..... sir... i need to go to the bathroom:D nature calls:D:D:D
nina: the slayer ur prince sent after me
piro: wait a minute festek ur nature can wait:D
festek: mmm ok:S i thought she was a threat:S
piro: who did u send after her???
festek: Ray van helsing
piro: oh SHITTT, R U OUTA UR MIND DUDE????
nina: no time for this now!!! i need to get that thing outta my sight
piro: ok i'll go seek him and tell him not to hunt u anymore.
nina: and let him give me back my PSP, those things r expensive u know
piro: hey i'm not a nanny:D u can take it urself:D
nina: ow alright
(meanwhile nina ventures in the grave yard when suddenly...)
Ray: Finally......
nina: o please gimme a break:S
ray: shut up... just let me look for that wooden stick!! i knew i took it with me.
nina: u sure??
ray: yeh.. w8 a sec(ray van helsing reaches in his pocket and draws a K800i sony erecson mobile phone with 3.2 MP camera and xenon flash)hello, mommy, hey, sup? listen ma did u see that wooden stick u gave me this morning???
ray's ma: yes honey it's over here u forgot to take it.. did u take ur sandwiches with u boy!!!!!!
ray: ma please im in the middle of some slayin here:S
ray's ma: ok honey just don't dirty ur clothes, luv ya
ray: yeh wuteva(and ray hangs up and puts back hisK800i sony erecson mobile phone with 3.2 MP camera and xenon flash), sry nina i won't be able to kill u 2day..:(
nina: no prob, same time 2morro ok, i'll get u a wooden stick:D
ray: YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYY, ur the coolest blood sucking fiend i've ever seen thx:D
nina: yeh i know:P
(back to piro and festek)
piro: couldn't u send a more experienced slayer than this piece o shit:S:S
festek:
Unknown "Duckster" Lonely - 16 years, 10 months, 25 days ago
Unknown
persons: 1- Sir Magued (AKA: Lord Zaygoot)
..............2- Prince Festek son of King Moe
..............3- Commander Pirolysis the Third Warchief of deffensive and offensive lines
..................and to be named King of Rohan

place....: Mordor, Rohan, MSN messenger :P

economical state of Rohan : LIKE SHIT :D

eventments:
commander piro enters in a conversation with sir magued
piro: sir magued, i thought u were slain by the damned
zaygoot: no chief piro, i succeeded in escaping the vile creatures
(suddenly prince festek comes in and interrupts the conversation...)
what is going on prince what has happened??? ask chief piro
festek: the vile ones are approaching chief, u have to set the lines
piro: i dun have a ruler, i mean wut lines:P??
festek: are you ******* drunk chief piro :S:S
piro: dun u dare insult ur future king u ******* miserabol:P
festek: I am prince festek son of king moe.. how dare u speak to me like that, i shall burn u with my lighter, too bad it's outta gaz :(
zaygoot: here u go prince festek take mine, i always had the urge to burn this useless warchief!!!
piro: betrayers!!
festek: ur people have cast out my father of his kingdom, who's the betrayer...
piro: oh. u never forget don't u!!! it was a long time ago and we've set peace with King moe..
zaygoot: tawiil el 3omr yetawel 3omroh we yensoro 3ala min ye3adih, hayhe2:P:P
piro: ..... lunatic
festek: he's one of my father's followers as u will be
piro: i would never follow an unfair king such as king moe
festek: yeh right king moe is unfair:P
piro: he's the betrayer of the throne.... he's the one who brought the chicken to eat the dog. and the cat to feed the mouse.. he is the betrayer of the throne!!!
festek: this conversation is no longer useful... i have come to warn u, the enemy is approaching!
piro: lord zaygoot!!!!!! LORD ZAYGOOT!!!!!
fetek: where is he??? where has he gone!!!!
piro: see, ur father's follower is goin to destroy us all!!!!, we'll talk later prince, this conversation is not over, i'll go play the tony hawk game while u do ur trancin:P
festek: i will see u later.....
while prince festek goes out, chief piro spots from his balcony a female intruder going to the throne.......

{To Be Continued...........}

next issue preview:
where has lord zaygoot went? what does he intend to do?, and who is this female intruder??? we will see in the next issue of MEDIEVAL WARS: RAGING THE WAR AGAINST THE ORCS vol.2
Unknown "Duckster" Lonely - 16 years, 10 months, 25 days ago
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