..........Persons:1- Commander PiroTH \m/
2- Prince Festekov Rodriguez
3- Lord Zaygoot
4- Vampire Niii (aka: MOLOKHEYA!!!)
5- Ray Van Helsing
6- princesse Ry Kutchington of Kutchingy kutchingham!!!
7- fat hobbit of hobbiton
..........Place :Castle of Mordor - Graveyard
..........Economical state of Rohan: big improvements have occured!!!
Review : Previously on MEDIEVAL WARS: RAGING THE WAR AGAINST THE ORCS....
suddenly lord zaygoot crashes in with a matwa in his hand and a moos in the other with red eyes:S
events:
Zaygoot: who turned off the lights!!!! WHO TURNED OFF THE LIGHTS!!!
PiroTh : u IMBECILE!!!! u have shaving cream all over ur face, IDIOT!!!
zaygoot: aww, BGAD???
piroth : DUH!!!!
ZAYGOOT: ahhh, it's just that my new (awesome ;) ) GILETTE MACH 3 POWER TURBO!!! DUDDEEEEEEE !!!
piroth : yh dat thing's pretty cool :D:D WUT R U DOING HERE AREN'T U SUPPOSED TO BE BETRAYIN THE KINGDOM!!!
zaygoot: ah yh riteeee .... SO HOW DO U WANNA DIE!!!
piroth : i was thinkin maybe i'd die eaten by a bunny or somethin... u know wut u shd make me suffer!!!
zaygoot: BRING OUT THE CATAPULTS!!!!
piroth : u wanna vanish me out of existence or just kill me!!??
( as the piroth and zaygoot struggle for mankind's existence, princesse Ry walks in!!! )
zaygoot: DAMNNN MOZZA!!!!
piroth : why thank u am flattered :$
zaygoot: NOT U, u ******* **** ****** ****************** %&^%^&%$$%%^%&*^(*&^*&%&$^%#@^%$%$^%#^%$^% TIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITTTTTTTTTT!!!!!
PIROTH : OK OK COOL IT MAN!!!
piroth : wow MOZZA!! :D
ry : I am Ry Kutchington of Kutchingy kutchingham, daughter of the big KUTCH!!! i come in ur peacefull lands to seek redemption of the gr8 ashton!!
piroth : i can be an ashton :P:P
zaygoot: how u doin :D:D
ry : hey u :P forget abt ashton, HOW U DOIN :D
piroth : so let us get back to the subject at hand, PLEASE!!!
zaygoot: yh yh, how u doin :D:D
piroth : HM HM!!!! ZAYGOOT MAY I SEE U FOR A SEC OUTSIDE!!!
zaygoot: wut the TIIIIIT do u want man!!!
piroth : pay some attention, we were discussin something here, U WERE SUPPOSED TO KILL ME FOR GOD'S SAKE!!!
zaygoot: yh rite ok (then zaygoots reaches out for his matwa and stabs piroth)
piroth : ouch
ry : WUT IS GOIN ON!!!
ZAYGOOT: nothing i just killed him :D
ry : aww good riddance :D
( as zaygoot and ry where discussing the misert of piroth's death, ray and festek walk in!!)
ray : man dun give the ring METALLICA!!!
festek : ok so wut if i give him metallica!! no big deal!!
ray : hey isn dat piroth dead on the floor??
festek : yh
ray : so as i was sayin, 7ALA2A WON'T GET METALLICA!!!
(ray's fone rings of all the sudden!!)
ray : hellowwwwww
ray's ma : DID U MAKE UR ROOM!!
ray : yes ma i'll tell em
ray's ma : TELL WHO WHAT!! COME HERE AND MAKE UR ROOM!!!
ray : yo peeps!! party at my place dis saturday!!! LET'S GET READY TO PAR-TAY!!!!
ray's ma : WUT R U DOIN, U AIN'T THROWIN ANY PARTY!!
ray : wut's dat ma?? drinks on u!! yo drinks on the house!!!
ray's ma : U R GETTIN DECAPITATED!!!
ray : why thank u ma luv u 2 :D
ray's ma : WHY U LIL!!!
ray : ok ma bye!
festek : is ur demented cousin coming!!
ray : yh think so
festek : rite on!! BRING ON THE PSYCHOPATHS!!!
piroth : U DORKS SOMEONE HELP ME!!!
ray : do u hear a bug??
festek : I DOES HERETH THEE BUG!!!
ray : doth u help thy bug!!??
festek : i doth not help thy bug!! can't res him :P
ray : piroth, res 5k!!
piroth : HELL NO
ray : ok no res for u!!
piroth : comon maan
(mean while, NII Ventures in the dark forest having hobbitton in sight!!)
FAT : wut makes u come to our lands, outlaw!!!!
nii : non o yo business!!
FAT : nah rely :D
nii : oki, i come to seek shelter from ray van helsing!!
FAT : the Ray Van helsing!!
nii : HE IS AN IDIOT!!!!
FAT : tell me abt it :P:P
(suddenly ray is seen from far runnin with the wooden steak, aiming toward the vampire!!!)
nii : well well if it isn the grea
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