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In Lebanon, men are legally allowed to have sex with animals,but the animals must be female. Having sexual relationswith a male animal is punishable by death.

(Like THAT makes sense.)

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In Bahrain, a male doctor may legally examine a woman'sgenitals, but is prohibited from looking directly at them during theexamination. He may only see their reflection in a mirror.

(Do they look different reversed?)

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Muslims are banned from looking at the genitals of a corpse.This also applies to undertakers. The sex organs of the deceasedmust be covered with a brick or piece of wood at all times.

(A brick??)

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The penalty for masturbation in Indonesia is decapitation.

(Much worse than "going blind!")

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There are men in Guam whose full-time job is to travel thecountryside and deflower young virgins, who pay themfor the privilege of having sex for the first time Reason: under Guam law, it is expresslyforbidden for virgins to marry.

(Let's just think for a minute; is there any job anywhereelse in the world that even comes close to this?)

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In Hong Kong, a betrayed wife is legally allowed to kill heradulterous husband, but may only do so withher bare hands. The husband's illicit lover,on the other hand, may be killed in any manner desired.

(Ah! Justice!)

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Topless saleswomen are legal in Liverpool, England but onlyin tropical fish stores.

(But of course!)

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In Cali, Colombia, a woman may only have sex with herhusband, and the first time this happens, her mother mustbe in the room to witness the act.

(Makes one shudder at the thought.)

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In Santa Cruz, Bolivia, it is illegal for a man to have sex with awoman and her daughter at the same time.

(I presume this was a big enough problem that they had to passthis law?)

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In Maryland, it is illegal to sell condoms from vendingmachines with one exception: Prophylactics may be dispensed from avending machine only "in places where alcoholic beverages are soldfor consumption on the premises."

(Is this a great country or what? Well . . . not as great as Guam!)

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Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour.

(Who volunteers for this stuff?)

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Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure.

(Is that why Flipper was always smiling?)

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The ant can lift 50 times its own weight, can pull 30 timesits own weight and always falls over on its right side whenintoxicated.

(From drinking little bottles of ... ?)(Did the government pay for this research??)

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Butterflies taste with their feet.

(Ah, geez.)

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An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.

(I know some people like that.)

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Starfish don't have brains.

(I know some people like that, too.)

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And, the best for last: Turtles can breathe through their butts.

(And I thought I had bad breath in the morning!)


Unknown "boy" Curious - 16 years, 10 months, 12 days ago
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THE MOST FUNCTIONAL ENGLISH WORD

THE MOST FUNCTIONAL ENGLISH WORD

Well, it's shit ... that's right, shit!

Shit may just be the most functional word in the English language. You
can
smoke shit, buy shit, sell shit, lose shit, find shit, forget shit,
and
tell others to eat shit. Some people know their shit, while others
can't
tell the difference between shit and shineola. There are lucky shits,
dumb
shits, and crazy shits. There is bull shit, horse shit, and chicken
shit.
You can throw shit, sling shit, catch shit, shoot the shit, or duck
when
the shit hits the fan.

You can give a shit or serve shit on a shingle. You can find
yourself
in deep shit or be happier than a pig in shit. Some days are colder
than
shit, some days are hotter than shit, and some days are just plain
shitty.
Some music sounds like shit, things can look like shit, and there
are
times when you feel like shit.

You can have too much shit, not enough shit, the right shit, the wrong
shit
or a lot of weird shit. You can carry shit, have a mountain of
shit,
or find yourself up shit creek without a paddle. Sometimes
everything you
touch turns to shit and other times you fall in a bucket of shit
and come out smelling like a rose.

When you stop to consider all the facts, it's the basic building block
of
the English language.
And remember, once you know your shit, you don't need to know anything
else!!

You could pass this along, if you give a shit; or not do so if you
don't
give a shit!

Well, Shit, it's time for me to go. Just wanted you to know that I
do
give a shit and hope you had a nice day, without a bunch of shit. But,
if
you happened to catch a load of shit from some
shit-head...........Well, Shit Happens!!! its just the quality and
depth
that varies.

True

Unknown "boy" Curious - 16 years, 10 months, 12 days ago
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I don't have a computer. I Just have a basement full of Asian kids that memorize numbers.
Unknown "boy" Curious - 16 years, 10 months, 12 days ago
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If you haven't seen Alien vs. Predator yet, don't bother, Vin Diesel wins.
Unknown "boy" Curious - 16 years, 10 months, 12 days ago
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hey spunky!!
You have been bestowed a silver necklace upon.
Unknown "Fi Fi" Sparkling - 16 years, 7 months, 10 days ago
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You were taken on a trip! You have been frozen in Iceland.
Unknown "beautiful" Sad - 16 years, 8 months, 12 days ago
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thought id stop by and say hi. how you doing? does my pet need anything today?
You have been given Smile.
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Unknown "beautiful" Sad - 16 years, 8 months, 14 days ago
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you own me! haha this application is weird as
Unknown "Ai-chan" - 16 years, 8 months, 24 days ago
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Ohh I so know how you feel about the christmas debt!!! My family are not getting good presents next year haha Im going to the $2 shop to get all of them..oh how I wish that were true. I think I'm going to buy you. Yay.
Unknown "Miss Ky!" Courageous - 16 years, 8 months, 27 days ago
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Heya, not much is new but I got a new tattoo wooot! Whats new with you?
Unknown "Miss Ky!" Courageous - 16 years, 8 months, 29 days ago
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