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In Lebanon, men are legally allowed to have sex with animals,but the animals must be female. Having sexual relationswith a male animal is punishable by death.
(Like THAT makes sense.)
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In Bahrain, a male doctor may legally examine a woman'sgenitals, but is prohibited from looking directly at them during theexamination. He may only see their reflection in a mirror.
(Do they look different reversed?)
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Muslims are banned from looking at the genitals of a corpse.This also applies to undertakers. The sex organs of the deceasedmust be covered with a brick or piece of wood at all times.
(A brick??)
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The penalty for masturbation in Indonesia is decapitation.
(Much worse than "going blind!")
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There are men in Guam whose full-time job is to travel thecountryside and deflower young virgins, who pay themfor the privilege of having sex for the first time Reason: under Guam law, it is expresslyforbidden for virgins to marry.
(Let's just think for a minute; is there any job anywhereelse in the world that even comes close to this?)
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In Hong Kong, a betrayed wife is legally allowed to kill heradulterous husband, but may only do so withher bare hands. The husband's illicit lover,on the other hand, may be killed in any manner desired.
(Ah! Justice!)
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Topless saleswomen are legal in Liverpool, England but onlyin tropical fish stores.
(But of course!)
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In Cali, Colombia, a woman may only have sex with herhusband, and the first time this happens, her mother mustbe in the room to witness the act.
(Makes one shudder at the thought.)
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In Santa Cruz, Bolivia, it is illegal for a man to have sex with awoman and her daughter at the same time.
(I presume this was a big enough problem that they had to passthis law?)
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In Maryland, it is illegal to sell condoms from vendingmachines with one exception: Prophylactics may be dispensed from avending machine only "in places where alcoholic beverages are soldfor consumption on the premises."
(Is this a great country or what? Well . . . not as great as Guam!)
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Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour.
(Who volunteers for this stuff?)
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Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure.
(Is that why Flipper was always smiling?)
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The ant can lift 50 times its own weight, can pull 30 timesits own weight and always falls over on its right side whenintoxicated.
(From drinking little bottles of ... ?)(Did the government pay for this research??)
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Butterflies taste with their feet.
(Ah, geez.)
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An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.
(I know some people like that.)
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Starfish don't have brains.
(I know some people like that, too.)
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And, the best for last: Turtles can breathe through their butts.
(And I thought I had bad breath in the morning!)
Unknown "boy" Curious
- 16 years, 11 months, 1 day ago
