Journal of a kitty sniper....day five continued
Stunned by my luck it takes a moment before I recover but once I do I survey the scene...there are all sorts of animals unloading and different entertainers are getting set up for their acts. There are all sorts of people and the neighbors are creating quite a crowd...now would be the perfect chance!
I spot a group of clowns all colorfully dressed with all sorts of makeup on their faces...
OF COURSE!!!! I could be a clown...quickly I dive into the camo dyes...red face with yellow dots...blue tail...yellow and red stripes down the side...I look into the mirror
HIDEOUS!!!
Ah well it would have to do...quickly I grab my gun and sling it around my neck and take off down the stairs and out the cat door...I see my nemesis the dog being led by leash to the circus as well....and he's wearing a tutu? What the heck is it with this master and all the outfits?! At least dress him like a guy!
I shake off the temptation to spare the dog and just shoot the owner and stop behind a ballon tank to take aim. I lift the gun off my neck and put it between my teeth for a moment to look around....
That is when this female clown shrieks....OH LOOK A CUTE LITTLE CLOWN KITTY!!!!!!
Before you know it I am being scooped up, dropping my gun in the fray...I attempt to struggle and free myself but as I look down to find my gun I see it has already been claimed by some mischievous monkey...where the heck did HE come from? He tips his hat and runs off into the crowd.
My captor the clown princess seems not to notice or care...she keeps talking about how hungry I must be and how thirsty...she takes me to her tent and feeds me takoyaki and something called vodka....
my throat is on fire and I think I am about to die when suddenly there is a great big BOOM!!!!!!!
Jumping clean out of my fur, eyes big as milk saucers I look around..
The clown princess shrieks again...OOOO Good!!! There starting the human cannonball show!!!!!
CANNON? I smile a great big kitty smile....this day just got a little better!
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- 16 years, 10 months ago