hahaha funny jokes.. read it some where in the net.. =p

A woman has an affair during the day while her husband is at work. Her nine-year-old son comes home unexpectedly, sees the illegal lovers and hides in the bedroom cupboard to watch. Then the woman's husband unexpectedly comes home. She hides her lover in the cupboard, not realizing that her little boy is in there already. The little Boy says: "Dark in here." The Man says: "Yes, it is."Boy: "I have a soccer ball, do you want to buy it?"Man: "No, thanks."Boy: "My dad's outside, I'll call him if you don't buy it!"Man: "OK, how much?"Boy: "250 pounds"
A few weeks later it happened again and the boy and the lover were in the cupboard together again. Boy: "Dark in here".Man: "Yes, it is."Boy: "I have soccer boots."The Man, remembering the last time, asks the boy: "How much?"The Boy says:"750 pounds."The Man says: "Fine, I will buy them."
A few days later, the Father says to the boy: "Grab your ball and boots, let's go outside and have a game." The Boy says: "I can't, I sold them for 1000 pounds."
The Father says: "That's terrible to overcharge your friends like that... 1000 pounds is way more than those two things cost. I'm going to take you to church and make you confess your sins." They go to church and the father makes the little boy sit in the confession booth and he closes the door. The Boy says: "Dark in here."The Priest says: "Don't start that sh!t again!" THIS IS MY CHURCH NOT YOUR FATHER'S HOUSE
Unknown "ManX" Curious - 16 years, 6 months, 25 days ago

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haiz.. what a boring story above... how bout some fiction???

let see...

one day this girl decide to do something stupid......
she went to a very high building....
from there you can look at the whole town... so beautiful, so mythical...
there are people everywhere... in the road, in the house, in the park...
some look happy, some look sad... some with their family some were alone...
some fooling around with friends, some were breaking up with their love...

she decided to give up all of it.. her live, her family, her friends, her love....
she jump down...
at that moment... well as usual.. she saw flash back of her live, happy, sad, triumph, disappointment, lost, full, all of it....
however these flash back does not make her feel a thing....
suddenly, a pair of white wing appear....
these wings wrapped around her, as she is the most important thing they can ever have... thats so warm, that was what she wants all the time...
that kind of secure, that kind of wanted, that kind being....
but its all too late... she is going to die.... she wont feel anything after she die...
she does not regret... because at last she know what she want in her live.. even though it just a moment... a very short period... but she is happy and satisfy...

she is death now... but she cant leave this place, this world....
no one can she her, no one can feel her, no one talk to her....
she was wondering... how come she is still in this world???
she left no regrets.. nothing in this world that can make her stay... that why she choose to suicide....

she stay at the place where she ended her life.. not because she has any feeling for that place, but because there aren't any place that she wanted to be.....
after sometime, she wanted to left that place, she got nothing to do, she doesn't have any need either...
she decided to look for that pair of wings that wrapped around her when she died...
she wondering around... looking at people... visiting the place that she went before....
looking for people that she knew before....
well at least she know that some people are sad losing her, her family, her friends... but they will continue their live as before... nothing much change.....
she keep searching for that wings... all over the place... with out any clues or helps...
she keep searching and searching....
she has no idea how long it have past... still nothing that she gain....
so again she decided to end it... she stop walking, she stop wondering and she stop thinking... as if she is not there... well that was easy, because no one will talk to her, no one will be bother about her....

just at that moment when she decide to do so... someone talk to her....
"you want to die again?"...
at first she doesn't realized it was her that voice talk to....
"you want to die again?"...
again that voice asked..
this time.... she realized who that voice talking to.. is her....
she open her eye... and turn to the source of that voice...
it was bright...it from a man.. or to be exact it was a boy... around 16, 17 years old...
he had a pair of wings... but it is not white.. but look Grey ... and dull.. nothing assembly to the wings she looking for....

however... this incident does not excite her... she is too tired ready... she has no will to live anymore... she has no will to feel anything anymore..... so she back to her previous condition... shutting out herself from this world... and back to her long silence...

"are you going to die again?" that boy keep asking....
he get no response from her, but he know, she is listening, so he ask again " are you going to die again?"... at last she cant stand him asking the same question.. she reply "Yes, I am."
" i should be death long long time ago. But somehow, i'm still in this world...
this is not i want... so i'm going to die again..."

after hearing her word, that boy cry, a tear drop down to his cheek. he look sad....
suddenly she feel that she know this face...
its him... her friend.... from secondary school..
she hardly know him.. he was always alone... and always look sad....
she only talk to him once... when she is sick... she had a fever that day...
but because there was an vr important test in school, she had no choice but go to school.. however before the exam start, she fainted... she felled on him and caused him to fell too... he accidentally know his head and fell unconscious..


Unknown "ManX" Curious - 16 years, 7 months, 2 days ago

so, here is the story....
there is a girl... that does not have any dream and trust towards live....
she always thinking of ending her life.. somewhere....
sometime, she just wants to see, if she died, is there anyone that will feel pity??
is there anyone will fell sorry ???
is there anyone will want her to be alive....
these kind of though appear again and again...
but she is a coward... she doesn't have the courage to do it...
suicide is so foolish... that is a common sense.. and be so rational...
she is not able to take her own life...

she always pray an accident will occurs.. and take her away from this world...
she hope an angel... a devil.. whoever it is to appear....

however, live goes on.. nothing change.....
well..

thats live i think...

Unknown "ManX" Curious - 16 years, 7 months, 2 days ago