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Proof of what can happen if a wife or girlfriend drags her husband or boyfriend along shopping

This letter was recently sent by Pick n Pay’s Head Office to a customer in Pretoria:

Dear Mrs. Murray,

While we thank you for your valued custom and use of the Pick n Pay Loyalty Card, the Manager of our store in Pretoria is considering banning you and your family from shopping with us, unless your husband stops his antics. Below is a list of offences over the past few months all verified by our surveillance cameras:

1. June 15: Took 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's trolleys when they weren't looking.

2. July 2: Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.

3. July 7: Made a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to feminine products aisle.

4. July 19: Walked up to an employee and told her in an official tone, 'Code 3' in housewares..... and watched what happened.

5. August 14: Moved a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

6. September 15: Set up a tent in the outdoor clothing department and told shoppers he'd invite them in if they would bring sausages and a Calor gas stove.

7. September 23: When the Deputy Manager asked if she could help him, he began to cry and asked, 'Why can't you people just leave me alone?'

8. October 4: Looked right into the security camera; used it as a mirror, picked his nose, and ate it.

9. November 10: While appearing to be choosing kitchen knives in the Housewares aisle asked an assistant if he knew where the antidepressants were.

10. December 3: Darted around the store suspiciously, loudly humming the Mission Impossible' theme.

11. December 6: In the kitchenware aisle, practised the 'Madonna look' using different size funnels.

12. December 18: Hid in a clothing rack and when people browsed, yelled 'PICK ME!' 'PICK ME!'

13. December 21: When an announcement came over the loud speaker, assumed the foetal position and screamed 'NO! NO! It's those voices again.'

Unknown "Naughty eyes" Bold - 16 years, 9 months, 9 days ago
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~Yeah, so I got an X-ray today and they found you in my heart. the dr. said if I took you out, I would die cause I could not live without you.. Give this heart ♥ to every person you care about including me if you care. Try to collect 12. Its not easy!...*****...
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My word i met paris hilton today :-)
Unknown Cheeky - 16 years, 8 months, 10 days ago
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Oh Canada is great for holidays, it i just is really cold sometimes. It depends on what time of the year you are going. lol. i thught you said end of the year. THe country is soooo super big that i can't imagine where a person would start. But i think Montreal, Quebec City, Toronto would be the best for clubs and nightlife. Vancouver is more outdoors, but everything is compact. A person can go kayaing at 2pm and eat fine food at 5. lol.
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thanks! =)
Unknown "FLACOSHHHHH" Naughty - 16 years, 8 months, 19 days ago
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