um... how did i end up with you as my pet, im sure i dont just go around and make girls in bikinis my pets, its just wrong. especially when you are 18, damn! you make me feel old, and you'd better be sorry for making me feel that way. OKAY i forgive you...

Ummm. OK. You said to do it. Can I ride you tihis weekend? LOL Just kidding. Oh why did you have to go and pick a horse. My species loves to ride horses - all night long!

Unlike many on the internet, I won't touch a female on your planet under the age of 30. A female body under the strain of Zagnarian love making could leave one in a coma at best and possibly even kill the female. We're not killers, we come in peace to rule over Human Pets.

Peace, love, and happiness,
Zaggy