Dirty D's Dirty Department store

Welcome victims,
We sell overpriced junk, placed in attractive containers and wrappings to fool you, the unwary customer with too much money to spend.



Do some friggin CHARITY!
Proceeds from the sale of these items will be placed into the Daniel Fund

aka my bank account,
So come on in and make me filthy rich...


ITEMS YOU HAVE TO CLICK TO SEE HOW COOL THEY REALLY ARE
1. I eat children for breakfast
2. You make me hard
3. Pet Weed
4. OMG you're so expensive ( the one with the panda)
ENJOY!

Unfortunately the HP government thinks some of my items are too cool.
*Shakes fist at HP government*

You make take away my items, but you will never take away..
MY DIRTINESSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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